hypnotic

The miss-spelled version of the blueish alcoholic drink that is a blend of vodka, cognac, and tropical juices. It is really spelled hpnotiq.

AIMBuddy1: I'm about to get some hypnotic do you want anything?

AIMBuddy2: It's spelled hpnotiq you idiot.

by rc49 October 4, 2005

hypnotic

a neon-colored, light blue fruity tasting very hard liquor; can be mixed with rum.

I got 3 shots of that hypnotic and I was out.

by hypnaddict October 25, 2003

hypnotic

The ability of an individual to make people stop in their tracks and stare.

Her outfit was hypnotic, all of the guys were staring as if hypnotized.

by Alton Nelson December 31, 2003

hypnotic

Popularised by the life and times of internet celebrity hypnotic4502, "hypnotic" is slang for a 35+ year old male who is going absolutely no where in life and, due to this, spends the majority of his time on the internet.
Common traits of "hypnotics" include: having horrible taste in music, having an internet girlfriend (who dumps him within the month for being clingy), and writing essay length trolls that nobody reads on various subjects such as religion.

That guy certainly is a hypnotic! He must lead a particularly pathetic life.

by HotBallsJohnson August 10, 2006

hypnotic torso conspiracy

The believe that girls breasts are there solely to be used to get what they want

Worker #1: You know that new girl in management?
Worker #2: The one with the huge rack?
Worker #1: Would you believe that she just got out of college?
Worker #2: That's the hypnotic torso conspiracy at it's finest

by Delmar May 11, 2006

hypnotic peach

Effect obtained when a man twists his balls way up so they stick out over the waist of his pants. So named because it looks like a peach is suspended in front of him.

Gaze into my hypnotic peach...

by rancidmonkey February 14, 2004

Hypnotic Pi

When autistic folks and idiot savants claim that hours-long meditation on the seemingly random or sacred digits of the number π puts them in some kind of trance, which allows their mind’s eye to see sexy numerical patterns or relationships, or to visualize kaleidoscopic geometric shapes in higher dimensions.

Number theorists obsessed with the properties of π love to indulge themselves in hypnotic pi activities, hoping to experience a few aha! moments, which could help them secure early tenure thanks to some breakthrough results or elegant proofs on pi that grace the pages of reputable math journals.

by MathPlus June 27, 2021