condom

Something not likely to come in a family pack
Condom's don't come in family packs for a reason...
by Delmar February 04, 2006
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hypnotic torso conspiracy

The believe that girls breasts are there solely to be used to get what they want
Worker #1: You know that new girl in management?
Worker #2: The one with the huge rack?
Worker #1: Would you believe that she just got out of college?
Worker #2: That's the hypnotic torso conspiracy at it's finest
by Delmar April 30, 2006
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