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Popularised by the life and times of internet celebrity hypnotic4502, "hypnotic" is slang for a 35+ year old male who is going absolutely no where in life and, due to this, spends the majority of his time on the internet.
Common traits of "hypnotics" include: having horrible taste in music, having an internet girlfriend (who dumps him within the month for being clingy), and writing essay length trolls that nobody reads on various subjects such as religion.
That guy certainly is a hypnotic! He must lead a particularly pathetic life.
by HotBallsJohnson August 07, 2006

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