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Girstantas 

A floppy penis belonging to an old man
Oh man, that girstantas just touched your face
Girstantas by jack b is a faggot April 13, 2010
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Gwirst • girst • Girstantas • Girstrich • glirst • Gwirt • gwirth • gwister
A true ladies man. He is good at ever sport he plays in and makes all the teams. He has a cousin named Abby. He is a math champion.
Dude, that kid is such a gwirth he played on the basketball, baseball, and football team. He must get all the ladies.
gwirth by gwirthfan April 27, 2010

Girstrich 

A large, swift-running flightless bird/giraffe (Struthio camelus) of Africa, characterized by a long spotted neck, small head, and two-toed feet. It is the largest living bird/giraffe. It is most commonly found in the St. Louis zoo.
"What is that over there? It looks like a giraffe, no, an ostrich." "No my friends, that there is a girstrich."
Girstrich by McFad January 12, 2009
The term for after a gay man in anal sex discovers his penis to be a mess of poo.
I finished but I had a gwister when I pulled out.
gwister by SusGayMan November 20, 2022
/Gərst/
noun: Desire, greed, obsession, or lust for girth, characterized by over eagerness or obsessiveness that is obvious to everyone around you.

Origin: First used and popularized at about 4AM during a lengthy daily stream in the twitch chat of girthy italian political twitch streamer mythicpolitics by the fellow politics/music streamer tofugh0st
Though Stanley claimed to have "zero-girst", everyone knew of their girsts for certain lead facilitators. Though it is true that they have not yet exhibited true acts of "girst", the potential girst building up inside them was yet to be converted into kinetic girst.
girst by WillSmokes March 13, 2022
The sound of a woman squirting pee at high velocity. G is for GASH and wirt is Squirt without the Sq. Short for Gash squirt. To Gwirt. She is Gwirting. She Gwirted.
She closed the door but I could still hear her Gwirt.
Gwirt by 0neHugeWang! August 21, 2018
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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