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/Gərst/
noun: Desire, greed, obsession, or lust for girth, characterized by over eagerness or obsessiveness that is obvious to everyone around you.

Origin: First used and popularized at about 4AM during a lengthy daily stream in the twitch chat of girthy italian political twitch streamer mythicpolitics by the fellow politics/music streamer tofugh0st
Though Stanley claimed to have "zero-girst", everyone knew of their girsts for certain lead facilitators. Though it is true that they have not yet exhibited true acts of "girst", the potential girst building up inside them was yet to be converted into kinetic girst.
girst by WillSmokes March 13, 2022
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girth intruder 

A person that violates ones personal space, orifice, or body cavity with a stunningly massive thick dick GirthWorm GirthusMaximus
I was minding my own business, and my BF got drunk and kept wanting to play girth intruder with my ass all weekend, like he was back in jail or something.
girth intruder by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 14, 2019
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Girth Queen 

a slang for a person, whether a heterosexual female, gay male, transvestite or transsexual, who prefers their sexual partner(s) to have a THICKER-than-average penis. This is a variation of the term size queen with emphasis not simply on the penis size but instead the penis girth. A girth queen may use penis girth as a major or single factor in determining a suitable partner & actually turn down sex with a potential partner if they are not thick enough or a pencil dick as they exclusively have sex with guys who have fat and/or wide penises.. The premise of the preference for girth is that a fat thick meaty penis stuffs & stretches their pussy, asshole and/or mouth and gives them a "full" feeling which cannot be replicated by a skinny penis. Note that though girth queens love girth, which is the circumference of the entire penis (measured around), they may also express love for men who may not be overly girthy but have a very wide penis, which is the diameter of the entire penis (measured across) as the pressure and full feeling can still be achieved due to the thick width.
Niyla Styers: I saw Sara Jay take Shane Diesel in a BTS from a porn shoot and she was fucking loving it

Duante Amorculo: That's no surprise dude, she's a notorious girth queen, she LOVES big fat slabs of man meat stuffing, stretching and filling up her pussy. she's a legend

Niyla: i would love to try something a lot thicker and fatter than you, i need something super meaty like what Shane, Shorty Mac, Mike Adriano, Manuel Ferrera, Xander Corvus, Eric Everhard & Danny D got, those guys have the fattest cocks around.

Duante: well sucks for you, you're stuck with my thin skinny bony pencil dick lol

garstang community academy 

garstang community academy is seen as a prison and watch out lads and lasses, mr garret will be on you if you’re not careful, he’ll start messaging you and touching you up in lessons. and also mr fielden, he’ll make you bend down to pick up books or anything just to look up your skirt. oh yeah, and don’t forget how newly married mrs lakeland / mrs sugden had an affair with a teacher, mr farquaharson, who is also married and he has children. it all started on the ski trip of 2018 when they were left alone together almost every day. garstang community academy is a fantastic ‘family’ with people who wouldn’t hesitate to hit another person. it’s full of sweats and geeks and nerds. twats and bellends and freaks. boys who think they’re funny af but really they’re not. girls who will simply suck up to garret and fielden purely for attention or mr fieldens lolly pops. it’s also full of weirdos and fatties with the odd sporty freak. garstang is full of girls who simply don’t know how to do eyebrows and boys who simply don’t know when to shut there mouths. garstang has recently banned water and it’s gone so viral it’s even ended up in a magazine/ news paper in australia. not only that, probably the most decent teacher we’re ever going to get has just fucked off to another school for more money, typical of garstang really but yanno #bringbackbirch.
garstang community academy is a shit hole

Girth University 

The ultimate achievement of one’s group
That kid was must be in Girth University What a great guy

giratchet 

An exceptionally tall girl that exhibits ratchet-like behavior ie. wanting to headbutt people randomly, telling people to suck their dick, excessive and belligerant drunken behavior.
Man that tall girl is being crazy.. she's such a giratchet.

Dang, check out that ratchet! She's tall AF! Must be one of those giratchets..
giratchet by Cap'n Save-A-Hoe November 1, 2013

Girth Queen 

a slang for a person, whether a heterosexual female, gay male, transvestite or transsexual, who prefers their sexual partner(s) to have a THICKER-than-average penis. This is a variation of the term size queen with emphasis not simply on the penis size but instead the penis girth. A girth queen may use penis girth as a major or single factor in determining a suitable partner & actually turn down sex with a potential partner if they are not thick enough or a pencil dick as they exclusively have sex with guys who have fat and/or wide penises.. The premise of the preference for girth is that a fat thick meaty penis stuffs & stretches their pussy, asshole and/or mouth and gives them a "full" feeling which cannot be replicated by a skinny penis. Note that though girth queens love girth, which is the circumference of the entire penis (measured around), they may also express love for men who may not be overly girthy but have a very wide penis, which is the diameter of the entire penis (measured across) as the pressure and full feeling can still be achieved due to the thick width.
Niyla Styers: I saw Sara Jay take Shane Diesel in a BTS from a porn shoot and she was fucking loving it

Duante Amorculo: That's no surprise dude, she's a notorious girth queen, she LOVES big fat slabs of man meat stuffing, stretching and filling up her pussy. she's a legend

Niyla: i would love to try something a lot thicker and fatter than you, i need something super meaty like what Shane, Shorty Mac, Mike Adriano, Manuel Ferrera, Xander Corvus, Eric Everhard & Danny D got, those guys have the fattest cocks around.

Duante: well sucks for you, you're stuck with my thin skinny bony pencil dick lol
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