glirst

Thirsting over Glenn Howerton or Dennis Reynolds.

Person 1: Oh hey isn't that the actor from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Glenn Howerton?

Person 2 (glirster): Oh him? Yeah he makes me feral. Personally, I want to break his bones and reassemble them.

by Glirsty for Glenn January 3, 2023

glissta-Shine

Glissie-Shine
When you make an appearance and you stand out from the crowd.
Sticking out from everyone else.
A presents that is extremely noticeable.

Person: everyone couldn’t help but notice your Glissta-Shine in the club last night.

BY: GiovanniDYMillYentei

by MillYentei DYSlick September 15, 2020

Glissta-Shine

Glissta-Shine
When you make an appearance and you stand out from the crowd.
Sticking out from everyone else.
A presents that is extremely noticeable.

Person: Everyone couldn’t help but notice your Glissta-Shine in the club last night.

BY: GiovanniDYMillYentei

by MillYentei DYSlick September 15, 2020

glistening

A large, oozing boner is sometimes referred to as a "glistening."

HAHAHA! Look at you, you've got a glistening.

by Running out of patience April 8, 2007

Glisten

Toothpaste that retains the sparkling white quality of one's teeth, even after living underground and spending time in Mexican jail.

"He swore by that Glisten"
"Who left the cap off my f***ing Glisten?"

by taedium April 5, 2012

Glistening bead

When you've wanked so much that you are sore, with very little left in the tank, but decide to wank once more in order to break your all time 24 hour record. Upon ejaculation, all that is present is a glistening bead in your japs eye - since you have no energy to propel it any further.

Johnny: what did you get up to last night?
Lawrence: I had a wankathon and broke my all time one day wank record. The last time, there was just a glistening bead on my bell end.

by RandyRhoads84 August 10, 2020

Glisten Noise

The glisteny noise a turd makes when it it is being pushed out of your pooper.

Listening to his colleagues glisten noise in the cubicle next door was the best part of Pete's day.

by DECKKS June 23, 2019