Definitions by 0neHugeWang!
Mystic Mafia
The Mystic Mafia is a group of people who think themselves in high standing in Mystic, Connecticut and try to control all town politics from behind secretive closed doors.
Mystic Mafia by 0neHugeWang! November 24, 2024
Hammered Leprechaun
The hammered leprechaun is a quadruple entendres. It is 1) a leprechaun with a strong muscular physique, 2) a leprechaun with a huge penis, 3) a leprechaun that is drunk and finally a speakeasy bar in Stonington, Connecticut named 4) The Hammered Leprechaun.
The Hammered Leprechaun is the greatest bar. Fantastic happy hour and the owner is a muscular, well endowed man who always has a beer in his hand.
Hammered Leprechaun by 0neHugeWang! November 24, 2024
SYNTHETIC
Synthetic; Endless natural vaginal lubricant with a viscosity comparable to and as reliable as synthetic oil.
When I was fucking my girlfriend she was synthetic. She was so wet and slippery it we fucked for hours like her pussy was dripping synthetic lubricant.
SYNTHETIC by 0neHugeWang! October 20, 2023
Whack-a-mole
Whack-a-mole; another term for glory hole room. To play whack-a-mole is to partake in a glory hole room and whack off many cocks.
My girlfriend was so good a jerking and sucking cock she wanted to prove it. She went into the whack-a-mole and made 10 guys cum.
Whack-a-mole by 0neHugeWang! July 4, 2023
Paddock
Paddock; A room in one's home or at a swingers club that contains toys to ride to obtain sexual gratification such as a Sybian, pommel horse with penis, inflatable bouncing ball with penis, tables with dildos, etc.
While at the new swinger's club, my wife and I entered a room called the Paddock. We found several Sybians and cock balls occupied by women all in various stages of orgasm. There were also two pommel horses with cocks.
Paddock by 0neHugeWang! July 4, 2023