gwister

The term for after a gay man in anal sex discovers his penis to be a mess of poo.

I finished but I had a gwister when I pulled out.

by SusGayMan November 20, 2022

Geister Fahrer

Translates from German into "Ghost Driver;" a driver who drives on the wrong direction on an autobahn, often with headlights turned off at night. Usually a drunk driver but can also be a thrill seeker, suicide attempt, or horrendous driver error.

My travel agent warned me about Geister Fahrers before I rented a car.

by gooberliberation March 22, 2006

Gister

When one spends an unusually large portion of time with their sister to the point where they are mistaken as a couple. However, the word gister is used with a sexual connotation.

Chris spends so much time with his gister Maddy that I'm pretty sure they are into incest.

by PeterSchwartz July 13, 2017

Gwittering

Using Google Trends to decide what you Twitter about in order to up your following.

I love gwittering whenever there is a big story on the news.

by Schmegal October 29, 2009

Geistershaffen

The spark of elation and desire experienced when discovering an inanimate object that makes you realize that the object is necessary to complete your sense of self. You do not merely want it, you do not merely need it, you are struck with the sudden understanding that the object contains a spark of your soul that you didn't even know you were missing. It is as if a door in the house of your spirit has opened up revealed the object in an old room long forgotten.

Walking away from the object giving rise to geistershaffen is likely to cause existential trauma.

Sarah was really geistershaffen about that coffee table, we ought to get it for her.

by senorchen July 31, 2015

gaister

Only found on the eastern shore of the united states. Usually of jewish decent. Often of a fat glutonous form like the pillsbury dough boy. Enjoys fascinating other individuals with his snake in the grass stories of hooking up with supermodel woman and just about everything. Their main diet consists only of taco bell and carbonated beverages. Also likes long mandingo warrior cock.

that gaister over there loves getting his butt plowed with that mandingo warrior cock

by steve segal December 19, 2007

gister

One who gets the gist of a subject matter and knows enough to be dangerous with that subject in conversation or writing. One with proven gisting abilities. A gister can participate in conversations with subject experts without getting lost along the way.

Joe is such a gister — those research guys think he really has expertiseness in selective serotonin reuptake inhibition.

If it's complicated and you don't have a lot of time, ask a gister to write it.

by D L Sonders June 9, 2010