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Girstrich 

A large, swift-running flightless bird/giraffe (Struthio camelus) of Africa, characterized by a long spotted neck, small head, and two-toed feet. It is the largest living bird/giraffe. It is most commonly found in the St. Louis zoo.
"What is that over there? It looks like a giraffe, no, an ostrich." "No my friends, that there is a girstrich."
Girstrich by McFad January 12, 2009
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girltrick 

She's a threat by force. My girltrick will take your man.
Your girltrick will not get my assets.
girltrick by ThatsBme June 10, 2016
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Girltricks 

A coming together of the energies and personalities and qualities influencing in a situation that happens where all parties are affected by the energies and personalities (and sometimes deceit) of one another and the situation where one (or both sometimes) usually feels they seemed fooled out of something afterward or perhaps they themselves were foolish. OR the situation seems they become either friends attracted gay they just become closer by the positive energy of eachother and thier personalities and qualities or enemies by subtle deceit,
She liked her. But when she put her hand on her arm it took on a whole different meaning. Girltricks

Im nice bitch and she's a quiet bitch and somehow she got me to smoke all my dope with her. Girl tricks
Girltricks by Angelkage April 16, 2020

goostrich 

n. Any hard to identify tall gangly bird. Also, by extension, any ungainly woman, especially in Australia.

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Spied Bruce here with a proper goostrich last night at the Clobber Dinkum in Perth. Looked like they was about to nest in the bulrushes.

Stick a Fosters in yer gob Charley. That was me mum choking on a bit of wallaby brisket.
goostrich by gnostic3 January 7, 2022
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026