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gusset typist 

A woman who masturbates. Also gusset pianist. As in “I’ve heard she plays the gusset piano”.
gusset typist by cracky March 1, 2003
Related Words
Gussu Gussuck gussy gusset guss gulsum gussin gulsu Gussie Gussi
the most beautiful turkish lady you will ever meet. she is very sweet and very unique. you'll never meet someone as amazing as her.
"Did you see Gulsum last night?" "Yes, I couldn't get my eyes off her!"
gulsum by durwoij;lk March 29, 2017
A girl so hot some think she's a goddess. She's the sweetest but if you get her angry you're done. She has the best hugs and will always be there for you when you need her. Killer smiles and the best eyes. She's even multitalented and is the best cook.
Person 1: Did you see that girl? She's stunning.
Person 2: Ya she's Gulsum.
Gulsum by 7489274 December 25, 2018

Gusset typist 

Female form of masturbation...think about it.
The only way she could reach orgasm was to be a Gusset typist.
Gusset typist by Babsy4220 June 23, 2009
Gulsum is the name of a queen. A real badass queen who can kick your ass without trying. Even though she's so badass she is still got your back and is the most trustworthy. Hard to get in a relationship with her but if you do, you are lucky and you can't let go.
Person 1: Who's that goddess?
Person 2: Oh, that's Gulsum. She is so badass and hot I wish she was mine.
Gulsum by 7489274 February 3, 2019

Gusset Tuffet

A small, round ball of feces resident in the gusset of one's underwear. Unlike a traditional butt nugget, the Gusset Tuffet works itself free from the recess of one's ass crack but goes unnoticed until the undergarment is removed. Gusset Tuffets are long suspected of being the primary source of skid marks.
Roger took a nasty dump at the office. He thought he wiped clean but realized later he had been walking around with gusset Tuffets all day.