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A person who spends lots of time chatting, and chatting, and chatting - on a dating app - but never wants to meet in person.

You want to meet for coffee on Thursday? That sounds lovely , but I have relatives visiting from China and we are going to the Bronx zoo.
I’ve been talking to this guy on Grindr and he seems pretty cool, but I’m nervous that he’s a typist. I want to meet up and he keeps making excuses.
Typist by Mikey Jew Pants June 2, 2018
noun

A person who is prejudiced against or toward individuals based on their typological or personality type, as categorized by MBTI (Myers-Briggs Type Indicator) or Jungian typology. This person may harbor biases or make unfair judgments about others based on their perceived personality type.
Max was the quintessential typist; he insisted that only an ESTJ could run a marathon properly, dismissing anyone else’s training methods as 'inefficient' and 'disorganized.
Typist by acatalepsyzone August 29, 2024

Typist Terror 

The fear that one experiences whilst typing with a friend or colleague overlooking.

Capable of reducing typing speed and accuracy to the level of a preschooler.
I'm a great typist most of the time, but when someone is looking over my shoulder I succumb to Typist Terror and make a complete idiot out of myself, I hope my boss doesn't see...
Typist Terror by Greeenie September 20, 2009

typist's block 

Like writer's block but for typing. The phobia that you'll overwrite the best saved version of your work that stops you from editing and redrafting.
I had to redraft my novel with pen and pencil because whenever I sat down at the keyboard I got stuck with typist's block
typist's block by MyPy July 18, 2023

gusset typist 

A woman who masturbates. Also gusset pianist. As in “I’ve heard she plays the gusset piano”.
gusset typist by cracky March 1, 2003

Gusset typist 

The only way she could reach orgasm was to be a Gusset typist.
Gusset typist by Babsy4220 June 23, 2009