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A person who spends lots of time chatting, and chatting, and chatting - on a dating app - but never wants to meet in person.

You want to meet for coffee on Thursday? That sounds lovely , but I have relatives visiting from China and we are going to the Bronx zoo.
I’ve been talking to this guy on Grindr and he seems pretty cool, but I’m nervous that he’s a typist. I want to meet up and he keeps making excuses.
Typist by Mikey Jew Pants June 2, 2018
noun

A person who is prejudiced against or toward individuals based on their typological or personality type, as categorized by MBTI (Myers-Briggs Type Indicator) or Jungian typology. This person may harbor biases or make unfair judgments about others based on their perceived personality type.
Max was the quintessential typist; he insisted that only an ESTJ could run a marathon properly, dismissing anyone else’s training methods as 'inefficient' and 'disorganized.
Typist by acatalepsyzone August 29, 2024
Discrimination or prejudice against individuals with a specific "type", including personality traits and neurotypes.

This may be useful for simultaneously describing multiple typic prejudices. For example, "typist" can describe discriminatory usages of "ND" (neurodivergent) and "NT" (neurotypical) at once, without having to describe one as "ableist" and the other as "prejudiced".

Since this word has an older definition that refers to clerical workers who use keyboards; using "typist" as an adjective securely refers to this definition from contextual dependence as a noun. It is thus suggested to use as an adjective for clarity. However, this word may still be grammatically used in parallel to words like "racist" and "ableist". (This is specified in the usage examples).
Adjective: "Generalizing INTJs as the most evil MBTI is typist."
Adjective: "No, saying NT or ND isn't typist. Calling for 'TNTD' or 'TNDD' is."
Noun: "If they did not use the term 'NT' in such a derogatory way, they wouldn't have been called a typist."
Noun: "No, not a typist as in the worker, the discriminatory kind!"
Typist by SniperINTJ5w6 July 12, 2026

Typist Terror 

The fear that one experiences whilst typing with a friend or colleague overlooking.

Capable of reducing typing speed and accuracy to the level of a preschooler.
I'm a great typist most of the time, but when someone is looking over my shoulder I succumb to Typist Terror and make a complete idiot out of myself, I hope my boss doesn't see...
Typist Terror by Greeenie September 20, 2009

typist's block 

Like writer's block but for typing. The phobia that you'll overwrite the best saved version of your work that stops you from editing and redrafting.
I had to redraft my novel with pen and pencil because whenever I sat down at the keyboard I got stuck with typist's block
typist's block by MyPy July 18, 2023

gusset typist 

A woman who masturbates. Also gusset pianist. As in “I’ve heard she plays the gusset piano”.
gusset typist by cracky March 1, 2003
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