GurgLo

The League of Legends matchmaking equivalent of the "Rock Bottom" in Spongebob. The people you find there are the lowest of the low, real terrorists. After just one match with them, their usernames will be scrawled in your head like tallies on a prison cell wall till the end of time. You will wake up in a cold sweat after having dreams of their criminal acts on the rift. And there is but one way known of reaching this Hellscape. DON'T PUT L9 IN YOUR NAME. Unless you are willing to pay the ultimate price; your LP.

*Shaco Giggles*

*Man wakes up in a cold sweat* AHHH

Woman: What's wrong babe, another dream about Peen1sJo?

Man: I just can't get it out of my head, I can still hear the galeforce procs *shudders*

Woman: Get some rest, you have a long day of grinding tomorrow. Your gonna get out of GurgLo remember?

by ILikeBig January 10, 2023

gurgle back

When you flush the toilet and it's gurgles and shoots back atcha

Dammmmn! That toilet's got a bad case of gurgle back.

I flushed the toilet and my butt got all wet because of that bad gurgle back.

by Daygo504 June 8, 2016

triple gurgle

A womans ability to take a mans cock and balls in her mouth at the same time.

Kathy is a real sport. Her make up was running down her face as she went for the triple gurgle.

by snapper2 November 10, 2014

Gurglespurt

To have audible gut gurgles and goopy explosive diarrhea.

“I drank too much curdled milk, now I have the gurglespurts!”

by The Yoghurter February 5, 2022

gurglekin

male hooker, male prostitute

Do you have enough cash to pay for that gurglekin on the corner?

by Matalina January 15, 2007

gurmloc

A releasing of the bowels that can only be defined as liquid ass. Usually occurring after a night of heavy drinking or excess hot sauce. Often requiring 0 sheets of two ply as a shower will be necessary. Add fiber and you create gurmdrops

Yesterday I drank too much, I ended up with a n attack from gurmloc

by TheGurmMovement December 18, 2014

ass gurgle

another term for a fart, usually a messy one.

Whoa, who ass gurgled in here? It smells awful!

by staaark November 1, 2011