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The League of Legends matchmaking equivalent of the "Rock Bottom" in Spongebob. The people you find there are the lowest of the low, real terrorists. After just one match with them, their usernames will be scrawled in your head like tallies on a prison cell wall till the end of time. You will wake up in a cold sweat after having dreams of their criminal acts on the rift. And there is but one way known of reaching this Hellscape. DON'T PUT L9 IN YOUR NAME. Unless you are willing to pay the ultimate price; your LP.

*Shaco Giggles*

*Man wakes up in a cold sweat* AHHH

Woman: What's wrong babe, another dream about Peen1sJo?

Man: I just can't get it out of my head, I can still hear the galeforce procs *shudders*

Woman: Get some rest, you have a long day of grinding tomorrow. Your gonna get out of GurgLo remember?

GurgLo by ILikeBig January 10, 2023

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gurgle back

When you flush the toilet and it's gurgles and shoots back atcha

Dammmmn! That toilet's got a bad case of gurgle back.

I flushed the toilet and my butt got all wet because of that bad gurgle back.

gurgle back by Daygo504 June 8, 2016

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triple gurgle

A womans ability to take a mans cock and balls in her mouth at the same time.

Kathy is a real sport. Her make up was running down her face as she went for the triple gurgle.

triple gurgle by snapper2 November 10, 2014

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Gurglespurt

To have audible gut gurgles and goopy explosive diarrhea.

“I drank too much curdled milk, now I have the gurglespurts!”

Gurglespurt by The Yoghurter February 5, 2022

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gurglekin

male hooker, male prostitute

Do you have enough cash to pay for that gurglekin on the corner?

gurglekin by Matalina January 15, 2007

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gurmloc

A releasing of the bowels that can only be defined as liquid ass. Usually occurring after a night of heavy drinking or excess hot sauce. Often requiring 0 sheets of two ply as a shower will be necessary. Add fiber and you create gurmdrops

Yesterday I drank too much, I ended up with a n attack from gurmloc

gurmloc by TheGurmMovement December 18, 2014

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ass gurgle

another term for a fart, usually a messy one.

Whoa, who ass gurgled in here? It smells awful!

ass gurgle by staaark November 1, 2011

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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