The League of Legends matchmaking equivalent of the "Rock Bottom" in Spongebob. The people you find there are the lowest of the low, real terrorists. After just one match with them, their usernames will be scrawled in your head like tallies on a prison cell wall till the end of time. You will wake up in a cold sweat after having dreams of their criminal acts on the rift. And there is but one way known of reaching this Hellscape. DON'T PUT L9 IN YOUR NAME. Unless you are willing to pay the ultimate price; your LP.
*Shaco Giggles*

*Man wakes up in a cold sweat* AHHH

Woman: What's wrong babe, another dream about Peen1sJo?

Man: I just can't get it out of my head, I can still hear the galeforce procs *shudders*

Woman: Get some rest, you have a long day of grinding tomorrow. Your gonna get out of GurgLo remember?
by ILikeBig January 11, 2023
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