Gurgler 

A gurgler is a person who when they talk you can only hear the gurgling sounds they would make if you could throat punch them.

Yep, he's a gurgler.

I work with way to many gurglers.

Gurgler by PTJim February 18, 2015

Gurgler burglar

The name for a thief that stole a highly resonated crack pipe

Somehow the gurgler burglar got away with my pipe.

Gurgler burglar by Smooth dick Arnold March 19, 2026

nasal gurgler

A person gargling cock vomit until it comes out their nose.

That fucking whore is a nasal gurgler.

nasal gurgler by gcate November 27, 2017

Turd Gurgler

1. A total jackass, but in an annoying way. Somebody who is always whining, bitching or complaining and making life miserable for those around them.
2. A person who lies or exaggerate to the point where you can't believe anything they say. Everything that comes out of their mouth is bullshit, thus they are turd gurglers.

Saul always brags about how many girls he's nailed, even though everyone knows he just jacks off to National Geographic. He's a total turd gurgler.

Turd Gurgler by John625 December 21, 2007

cum gurgler 

One who immensely enjoys the spoils of fellating a male.

You're such a fucking cum gurgler Matt.

Whoa dude, check out the milf, I bet she's a cum gurgler from way back.

cum gurgler by tully July 14, 2004

sperm gurgler 

someone, male or female, who swallows the sperm of a male.

and insult for someone you dont like

"kiss my ass, sperm gurgler"

sperm gurgler by Emperor Xist January 27, 2006

snurd gurgler 

someone who snorts cum through his/her nose and spits it back out through his/her mouth

your one gay snurd gurgler

snurd gurgler by Hotchick6985784 May 23, 2006