2 definitions by ILikeBig

What do you wanna eat?

I want some cheeseburgers just to eat, Im talking ketchup, My nigga mustard on the beat, You gotta put a lot of lettuce please, Because I like to have a lot of green. I remember eating outside with my whole team, Now a nigga gotta stay home cause of quarentine, I want 2 McChickens and fries cause I'm hungry, You look broke! Like my fries you looking salty, Get me McFlurries, make the Oreos Drip Drip, Straight up out McDonald's with no Tip Tip, And i want a pint of lean I'ma Sip Sip, You gotta buy them baked cookies that Chocolaty Chip, And i want 50 Apple pies i didn't forget that. If you fuck up then I'll punch you I didn't forget that, And if the machine is broken then you gonna get slapped. You not my homie now if you do not come back. YOU GOTTA HURRY NOW! I know you heard that, Young nigga stomach grumbling cause I wanna Big Mac. Why you still looking at me with that ugly ass hat? You gotta go now so you better run fast.

Person 1: Ay yo! What do you wanna eat?
Person 2: https: //www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTZDCVV-BmA&ab_channel=Chairo

by ILikeBig August 30, 2021

GurgLo

The League of Legends matchmaking equivalent of the "Rock Bottom" in Spongebob. The people you find there are the lowest of the low, real terrorists. After just one match with them, their usernames will be scrawled in your head like tallies on a prison cell wall till the end of time. You will wake up in a cold sweat after having dreams of their criminal acts on the rift. And there is but one way known of reaching this Hellscape. DON'T PUT L9 IN YOUR NAME. Unless you are willing to pay the ultimate price; your LP.

*Shaco Giggles*

*Man wakes up in a cold sweat* AHHH

Woman: What's wrong babe, another dream about Peen1sJo?

Man: I just can't get it out of my head, I can still hear the galeforce procs *shudders*

Woman: Get some rest, you have a long day of grinding tomorrow. Your gonna get out of GurgLo remember?

by ILikeBig January 11, 2023