Gurglespurt 

To have audible gut gurgles and goopy explosive diarrhea.

“I drank too much curdled milk, now I have the gurglespurts!”

Gurglespurt by The Yoghurter February 5, 2022

Gigglespurt 

Combining laughing with the act of ejaculation.

"We were engaged in intercourse while Seinfeld played in the background. Unfortunately, George Costanza caused me to become momentary distracted and I shot a gigglespurt. We've mutually agreed that rolling news networks are the only channels suitable during copulation."

Gigglespurt by singleflush April 24, 2009

Gurglefurtz

When a cop that probably didn't really deserve it gets knife to the neck till he shits his pants

That tweaker Mexican just gurglefurtzed that silly cop! can't wait to tell his family and drink their tears. Yahtzee!!!

Gurglefurtz by HeyuSpark December 12, 2025