Guitty 

The national language of Guitteauland, in which the word "pussy" has nearly 50 variations. Any one with the surname "Guitteau" is traditionally fluent in this odd language, and he/she usually has saggy titties along with very hairy pussy pubes.

Mary Lynn GUITTEAU: I wike to say hewow to strangas and hahve wiiild sayx with zthem.

Austin: I don't know what the fuck u sayin'- you must be speekin' the Guitty. And get yo tits outta ma face.

Guitty by Neil Vincent Bonaventure Duris May 30, 2008

guilty giggles 

A fit of uncontrollable laughter that may overcome a person who has been correctly accused of a small offense. The guilty giggles will reveal a persons guilt despite the fact that they are still trying to cover it up.

Dad got the guilty giggles when Nicole accused him of eating the last piece of ice cream cake.

guilty giggles by Egls May 23, 2014

Guilty Pleasure 

When you enjoy a type of music or particular program but you are to ashamed to admit you listen to it/ watch it to your friends and family.

I love watching Air Crash Investigation, but I dont want to watch it in publlic because I don't want to be judged. its my guilty pleasure

Guilty Pleasure by Xayberg January 10, 2017

unresponsi-guilty 

To be guilty of something, but not responsible for it. An excellent example is what happened to our illustrious president William Jefferson Clinton. He was guilty of receiving oral from a woman not his wife, but was not responsible because (1) Monica did it to him, and (2) any REAL MAN I know would not turn down a blowski. How could he resist? Very much like leaving a thousand dollars on a desk, then leaving the room. If that thousand is gone when you return, whoever took it is guilty, but not responsible.

Thomas: "How about that BJ president Clinton got from
Monica?"

Michael "Please...Clinton was clearly unresponsi-guilty on
that one, bro.."

unresponsi-guilty by Christophe H Graham September 23, 2007

Guilty pleasure 

Something that you like that you are embarrassed about

Listening to Dappy's music is my guilty pleasure

Guilty pleasure by Roadmancode January 8, 2020

Guilty Wank 

Masturbating to someone or something that you know you shouldn't be.

Jon watched the 1968 Romeo and Juliet and couldn't help but have a guilty wank to Juliet.

Guilty Wank by Moriartius August 18, 2010

guilty as charged 

A term meaning something like, I did it / I admit it / I did exactly what you (he, someone else) said I did.

-"were you in that gay porno movie?"
-"guilty as charged"

guilty as charged by little_one December 19, 2008