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guilfest 

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A small yet kickass festival in the town called guildford
this year blondie , the damned , the stranglers , ub40 and other great bands played at guilfest
guilfest by guildfordian July 23, 2004

rosencrantz and guildenstern 

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The (possibly?) gay couple that Hamlet is friends with in the play of the same name.

They are duped by Claudius into escorting Hamlet to England to be killed, but Hamlet escapes. Rosencrantz and Guildenstern then unwittingly meet the English King, and and hand him a letter instructing him to kill them both. They die. Nobody cares.

In the play, they always appear together, and seem to be entirely co-dependent. They have no real individual traits.

Despite the fact that they are fairly minor characters, they have a sort of cult status. Tom Stoppard wrote a famous play called "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead", which tells the story of Hamlet from their perspective.
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern in Hamlet...

GUILDENSTERN
Which dreams indeed are ambition, for the very substance of the ambition is merely the shadow of a dream.

HAMLET
A dream itself is like a shadow.

ROSENCRANTZ
Truly, and I hold ambition of so airy and light a quality that it is but a shadow's shadow.

rosencrantz and guildenstern 

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–interjection

1. warning given to not kill the messenger
Don't get all rosencrantz and guildenstern on me, but I saw your sister in a gangbang video involving midgets and animals.

Guidestoned 

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1. To get hit by a bolt of lighting from the Almighty God Himself for promoting the liberal new world order, resulting in the total destruction of a satanic table placed by men as an idol.
2. To get blown up by a IED placed stealthy with every camera in the world watching the target.
3. To announce to the world very LOUDLY that killing 90% of the worlds population is a very EVIL thing.
4. To cover up a crime scene after a supposed IED went off blowing something up then demolishing the entire thing without requiring a crime analysis of who, what and when it happened, which normally requires this.
5. To get struck dead by missle, IED, drone strike or bolt of lighting from God. ie: refer to 1 or 2.
Usage: Looks like those new liberal order Georgia Guidestones just got Guidestoned by a bolt of lighting from God!
Usage 2: Holy hell there rufus, it looks like the video of the Georgia Guidestones just got memory holed on the internet but we know the truth, they got GUIDESTONED!
Usage 3: Oh damn, epstein got guidestoned because he sure as hell did not kill himself when all the video cameras mysteriously went 'out'.
Guidestoned by Wise White Man July 9, 2022

guilfest 

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never met anyone else who goes to guilfest but class bands like stranglers, james and the levellers have performed there, oh and the darkness before they got famous and arrogant :)
guilfest rocks, woo!
guilfest by grape_vine February 24, 2005

guildies 

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Players in World of Warcraft that join a guild.
"I'm going to raid MC with my guildies on Friday."
guildies by lil'lamb April 20, 2006
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
Word of the Day on August 16, 2026

Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026
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