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Guildcest

Expressing sexual feelings or emotions towards Guild members in a particular game or people from the same Guild in real life.
"Hey Anthony, want to come hangout with me in the fountain? ;)"
"I don't want to take part in the Guildcest, sorry."
by arcadiatalesrunner January 30, 2015
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guilfest

A small yet kickass festival in the town called guildford
this year blondie , the damned , the stranglers , ub40 and other great bands played at guilfest
by guildfordian July 23, 2004
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rosencrantz and guildenstern

The (possibly?) gay couple that Hamlet is friends with in the play of the same name.

They are duped by Claudius into escorting Hamlet to England to be killed, but Hamlet escapes. Rosencrantz and Guildenstern then unwittingly meet the English King, and and hand him a letter instructing him to kill them both. They die. Nobody cares.

In the play, they always appear together, and seem to be entirely co-dependent. They have no real individual traits.

Despite the fact that they are fairly minor characters, they have a sort of cult status. Tom Stoppard wrote a famous play called "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead", which tells the story of Hamlet from their perspective.
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern in Hamlet...

GUILDENSTERN
Which dreams indeed are ambition, for the very substance of the ambition is merely the shadow of a dream.

HAMLET
A dream itself is like a shadow.

ROSENCRANTZ
Truly, and I hold ambition of so airy and light a quality that it is but a shadow's shadow.
by Drama_King March 10, 2008
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rosencrantz and guildenstern

interjection

1. warning given to not kill the messenger
Don't get all rosencrantz and guildenstern on me, but I saw your sister in a gangbang video involving midgets and animals.
by qcmonkey August 9, 2009
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Guidestoned

1. To get hit by a bolt of lighting from the Almighty God Himself for promoting the liberal new world order, resulting in the total destruction of a satanic table placed by men as an idol.
2. To get blown up by a IED placed stealthy with every camera in the world watching the target.
3. To announce to the world very LOUDLY that killing 90% of the worlds population is a very EVIL thing.
4. To cover up a crime scene after a supposed IED went off blowing something up then demolishing the entire thing without requiring a crime analysis of who, what and when it happened, which normally requires this.
5. To get struck dead by missle, IED, drone strike or bolt of lighting from God. ie: refer to 1 or 2.
Usage: Looks like those new liberal order Georgia Guidestones just got Guidestoned by a bolt of lighting from God!
Usage 2: Holy hell there rufus, it looks like the video of the Georgia Guidestones just got memory holed on the internet but we know the truth, they got GUIDESTONED!
Usage 3: Oh damn, epstein got guidestoned because he sure as hell did not kill himself when all the video cameras mysteriously went 'out'.
by Wise White Man July 9, 2022
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guilfest

never met anyone else who goes to guilfest but class bands like stranglers, james and the levellers have performed there, oh and the darkness before they got famous and arrogant :)
guilfest rocks, woo!
by grape_vine February 24, 2005
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guildies

"I'm going to raid MC with my guildies on Friday."
by lil'lamb April 20, 2006
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