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Guildcest
Expressing sexual feelings or emotions towards Guild members in a particular game or people from the same Guild in real life.
"Hey Anthony, want to come hangout with me in the fountain? ;)"
"I don't want to take part in the Guildcest, sorry."
"I don't want to take part in the Guildcest, sorry."
Guildcest by arcadiatalesrunner January 30, 2015
Guildness
Person A: Let's go watch a movie.
Person B: I have guildness to attend to tonight.
Person A: What the hell is guildness?
Person B: Businesswith my guild idiot.
Person A:.......You need a life.
*flicks off* ~_~,,|,, *walks away*
Person B: I have guildness to attend to tonight.
Person A: What the hell is guildness?
Person B: Businesswith my guild idiot.
Person A:.......You need a life.
*flicks off* ~_~,,|,, *walks away*
Guildness by The Big LeGasp April 12, 2011
guildism
Noun.
1) Strict definition: An irrational bias towards members of a specific guild. The bias can be positive (e.g. one guild can prefer the company of its own guild or even another) or it can be negative (e.g. one guild can hate another). To qualify as guildism, the bias must be irrational and/or generalizing. That is, it cannot have a factual basis for preference, and the (mis)deeds of one player can determine how others view his fellow guildmates.
2) Commonly intended definition(in "Guild Wars" computer game): A bias that small guilds have against more succesful guilds.
1) Strict definition: An irrational bias towards members of a specific guild. The bias can be positive (e.g. one guild can prefer the company of its own guild or even another) or it can be negative (e.g. one guild can hate another). To qualify as guildism, the bias must be irrational and/or generalizing. That is, it cannot have a factual basis for preference, and the (mis)deeds of one player can determine how others view his fellow guildmates.
2) Commonly intended definition(in "Guild Wars" computer game): A bias that small guilds have against more succesful guilds.
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