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La Garnacha 

I think its time to douche la garnacha I can smell it from across the room.
La Garnacha by d.t.v. October 24, 2019

Guaransheed 

When Rashed Wallace of the Detroit Pistons makes a prediction of a future game and it comes true. This phrase originated when he guaranteed that the Pistons would win Game 2 in the Eastern Conference finals in 2004 after falling behind.
Success was Guaransheed for the 2005 Eastern Conference finals against the Miami Heat.
Guaransheed by unitysong April 24, 2006
garincha - a colloquial term for a male with an extremley well-proportioned genitalia
'Joe was so hung, his mates called him Garincha, the eighteen incher'.
garincha by joeyjoejoejunior April 4, 2006

guaransheed 

Certain, inevitable, destined to occur. Primarily used to denote that said action will be done with maximal gangsta steeze. Popularized by noted baller Rasheed Wallace.
"Yo, we gon' win on sunday. It's guaransheed."
A South American fruit, from which the seeds are used to make stimulants, and for some medicinal purposes(but really, who isn't really taking it just to get a rush?). It contains 4 or 5% caffeine (coffee has about 1%) and is found in many energy drinks, and is also sold as a powder that is mixed into drinks.
after drinking all that coffee with guarana powder in it, i was up for days!
guarana by dan July 15, 2004