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guaransheed 

Certain, inevitable, destined to occur. Primarily used to denote that said action will be done with maximal gangsta steeze. Popularized by noted baller Rasheed Wallace.
"Yo, we gon' win on sunday. It's guaransheed."
guaransheed by The Feight Train June 13, 2008

Guaransheed 

Same meaning as guaranteed, coined by and referring to Rasheed Wallace of the Detroit Pistons.
"Rasheed Wallace guaransheeds the Pistons will win tonight"
"I guaransheed I can make this three"
"I will tap that ass, guaransheed"
Guaransheed by KG2001 August 4, 2008

fact guaranteed 

A "fact guaranteed" is an emphatic affirmation of a thing or a situation (usually positive), that is either held to be true or about to happen.

Something agreed upon.

A promise, a binding oral contract.
person 1: you going to Rock Werchter hey?
person 2: fact guaranteed man, fucking fact guaranteed!
fact guaranteed by burkehey October 13, 2009

Guaranteed TD 

Used as a phrase stemming from NCAA Football 2006 in which someone is so good at the game that before the ball is snapped, they are so confident in the play's potential success, they simply say: "Guaranteed TD." (guaranteed touchdown)

The phrase is then used whenever someone is confident about any other ocurrence in one's life about to take place.

Scenario is usually posed as a question, followed by "Guaranteed TD" at the very end.

Can also be used in shortened notation: i.e. "GTD."
"2nd & 3?" "Defense in cover 2?" "Trips left?" "HB Direct? "Pulsating?"....GUARANTEED TD...or...real life example...Having some girls over eh? Beer pong? Watching a movie and cuddling after? pleeease....Guaranteed TD.
Guaranteed TD by Jimmy33 December 9, 2005

Action guaranteed 

1. When the opposite sex of you has enough alcohol to give you some action. (derived from satisfACTION Guaranteed
I think that if Larissa has 4 beers it will be action guaranteed.
Action guaranteed by krillo May 11, 2006

guaranteed 

A term incredibly overused in advertising.
"OMFG!!! SATISFACTION GUARANTEED!!!!!!1!1!11111!!one"
guaranteed by idonthavaname October 5, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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