Grundleitis

A genetic condition where an individual is born without a grundle, thus their anus and scrotum/vagina touch each other.

Person 1. "I heard Tyler has grundleitis."

Person 2. "What???"

Person 1. "He was born without a grundle."

by WowDad August 5, 2011

grundleosis

A burning sensation occuring in the grundle.

Person 1: Dude, my grundle is burning.

Person 2: Dude, you have grundleosis.

by Chippa January 30, 2005

grundlevision

The camera angle in pornography that shows a full view of the penetrator's anus, scrotum and perineum. Can also be used to describe the scene viewed by a non-participating partner in a threesome, or by walking in from an unfortunate angle on a couple in mid-coitus.

Right after I finished, the porno went full grundlevision. I think I'm gay now.

I went to get more champagne and when I came back, they were going at it. Took me almost a week to forget the grundlevision.

by Project Hellraiser December 14, 2009

grundleosis

A burning sensation occuring in the grundle.

Person 1: Dude, my grundle is burning.

Person 2: Dude, you have grundleosis.

by Chippa January 30, 2005

grundlestiltskin

Mythical creature that leave tiny sweat ball treasures on a man's grundle

My girlfriend was going to go down on me until she realized that grundlestiltskin had already been there

by jkidchaos4 July 3, 2007

grundelitis

a debilitating and humiliating chronic illness which inflames the area known as the grundle...characterized by inflammation and pus-like discharge which is known to smell of a turd covered in burnt hair

when i sit, i sit in a tractor inner-tube due to my grundelitis...

by miles long May 30, 2005

Grundlitis

The inflammation of the grundle.(The palce between the testicals and asshole)

"My gouch really itches, I think I might have grundlitis."

by Treble June 16, 2003