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grundleosis

A burning sensation occuring in the grundle.
Person 1: Dude, my grundle is burning.

Person 2: Dude, you have grundleosis.
grundleosis by Chippa January 30, 2005

grundlevision

The camera angle in pornography that shows a full view of the penetrator's anus, scrotum and perineum. Can also be used to describe the scene viewed by a non-participating partner in a threesome, or by walking in from an unfortunate angle on a couple in mid-coitus.
Right after I finished, the porno went full grundlevision. I think I'm gay now.

I went to get more champagne and when I came back, they were going at it. Took me almost a week to forget the grundlevision.
grundlevision by Project Hellraiser December 14, 2009

Grundleitis

A genetic condition where an individual is born without a grundle, thus their anus and scrotum/vagina touch each other.
Person 1. "I heard Tyler has grundleitis."

Person 2. "What???"

Person 1. "He was born without a grundle."
Grundleitis by WowDad August 5, 2011

Grundoliosis

An affliction of the perineum; malodor of the nether regions.
Nicole, I'm sorry to inform you that your diagnosis is grundoliosis. Your grundle be ripe!
Grundoliosis by Goochie McGrundle August 26, 2021

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026