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Grued

Where you think you won but then lose in a crazy super unexpected way.
OHH MY GOD. You almost won but you got grued by me.
by ROBERTSHMUGGS May 8, 2021
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Grued

Grued is where you watch Despicable me to many times and Gru hunts you down
Bro ima get grued i love u bro its not gay if u homies
by Over-Syndrome October 16, 2022
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Grudge Butt

The act of performing Grudge sex with the inclusion of anal sex.

The term was made famous during an episode of the radio show The Russ Martin Show.
Guy 1: My ex wanted to hook up so I grudge fucked her and put it in her butt.

Guy 2: Nothing like some good old grudge butt.
by CodyKodak June 24, 2017
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Pot of greed

A mystic yu-gi-oh card, which no one has a clue upon what it actually does.
Joey: I activate pot of greed!
James: What does it do?
Joey: It let's me draw 2 cards
James: Okay, but what does it do?
by LORDKEEM March 31, 2017
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You Greedy Dirtbag

A phrase used for those who are in the air selling business, and only want for trees to shrivel up and die.
O'Hare (Famous CEO of "O'Hare Air,", which produces and sells clean air): Let it (Last tree in the human existence) die, let it die, let it shrivel up and-. C'mon, whose with me?
Marie: Nobody.
Cy: You greedy dirtbag!
by Lionheardt January 6, 2017
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Greedling

1. A combination of Greed and Ling from the series Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood. Basically Greed but in Lin/Ling's body. Yeah. You know that's hot.

2. A mini-Greed. (Duck, Duckling; Greed, Greedling)
1. Greed fan: *squee* Greedling is SOO hot! Original Greed was hotter though.

2. Awww look at the baby Greedlings!
by Greed the Avaricious June 15, 2011
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grudgeband

A grudgeband is a devoted husband and father working around the clock to maintain the lifestyle of his Parkie wife and children. Grudgebands could put in a short 40 hour week with significantly less stress if they lived in Plano but his family prefers the Park Cities. A grudgeband could care less where he lives because the intense travel and 13 hour days leave no time to enjoy his home or community.

Grudgebands are married to highly educated women who had paying jobs before the internet really caught on. Though their wives have an e-mail address, they don’t know how to attach documents and always say the “www” part before giving a web address.

Grudgebands are powerful in the business world but when given the rare opportunity to show up at home, check their freedom at the door. His wife has signed him up to move heavy items for a charity event she leads while he’s at the office.

Though he deeply respects her role, he’s grown tired of her filibuster about the difficulty of taking care of the kids while he lives a glamorous life downtown. He secretly fantasizes about the day he’ll scream so loud the neighbors can hear, “How hard can it be, you have a nanny, a housekeeper and no job.”
The grudgeband lost his biggest client but his wife still donated a load of cash to charity and remodeled the kitchen.
by blog.peoplenewspapers.com November 28, 2007
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