gred, is a Minecraft meme and an acronym for Glowstone/Gold, Redstone, Emerald, Diamond,
origin:
Some dumbass named Steve decided to add picardia emojis to Hitting Trees With Stick's discord server (Yellow, Red, green, blue), and another dummy mate named MYMY decided to link these emojis to various Minecraft ores, the hivemind nature of the server made around 8 strangers continously spam the word, the admins and mods liked the meme.
Though a lot of people might think it comes from Fred, Greg, or Greed, it doesn't.
Person 1: gred
Person 2: gred
Person 3: gred
Person 4: gred
Person 5: gred
Person 6: gred
Person 2: gred
Person 5: gred
Person 3: gred
Person 7: what the hell is going on
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*