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(n.) A greeder is a dog breeder. But specifically, it's a puppy mill dog breeder who only cares about profit, but the animals.

Which, of course, is no good - but it's mostly judgemental Furmoms who use the term, and they call EVERY breeder a "greeder" because they don't believe in ANY breeding. Their motto is "Adopt don't shop" and will shame anyone who wants a pure bred dog for supporting "Greeders"
That SJW called me a greeder for raising a litter of puppies
Greeder by Jacaranda March 27, 2020
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Someone in a mmorpg, such as wow, who needlessly takes items that he can't use.
Nerd: Oh cinammon bits! That guy just took another item, he's such a greeder.
greeder by Dr.Sparkle October 13, 2007
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A.k.a. Dog breeder. Anyone who breeds dogs is now knows as a greeder. These greeders commodify dogs got the sake of profits while thousands of unwanted dogs are put down each year.
Adopt. Don’t shop, never buy dogs from greeders
greeder by Lamina April 7, 2019
Someone who thinks they can get money for something, like a commission.
On deviantART, there are tons of greeders that take Point Commissions and Monetary Commissions for points and money.
greeder by LooneyTunerIan May 5, 2020
A derogatory word/ racial slur that is used towards aliens.
Hey look at Jim over there in his UFO, what fucking greener đź‘˝
What's up my Greenaa
Greener by Alien Technology February 7, 2021
A huge, paint-peeling, moisturizing, jumbo sized dump. A large, steamy log (shit) of very solid shit.
Skyler took a huge groeder after eating 22 oyster shooters six ears of corn, and a huge plate of greasy refried beans.

Fontana squeezed out a massive 2 foot long groeder, and her boyfriend had to chop it up with a shovel to get it to flush. He also had to use oven cleaner to get the skid marks off the bowl.
groeder by Jrubadub March 3, 2011
A player (toon) on the game ToonTown who deliberately gives low toon’s a hard time. (Makes them go sad by not helping, using low gags, refusing to toon them up, hacking in extreme cases, etc.)
You greeners are leeches! Now get out of my sight! -Coach Zucchini
Greener by Justicewithtacosandweed November 15, 2019
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