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Groos-Fingers
The inability to type intelligible words or sentences, particularly on a smart phone device. This inability stems from a number of factors to include: 1). Your fingers are too fat to operate the device properly. 2). You are too drunk to operate the device properly. 3). You just don’t know how to spell or type to begin with.
WTF was that message you sent me, I could not understand it. You must have had a serious case of Groos-Fingers.
Groos-Fingers by McPeePee November 6, 2010
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gropo • Groose • Grodos • Groosh • groosky • gropist • glopossum • GOPOSOE • grogosphere • Gromosexual
Air Gropes
using all your fingers when making "air quotes". Used to indicate what you are saying should be understood in the dirtiest way possible
You should have seen the girl I met at the bar last night, she had such a nice (air gropes) personality (air gropes).
Air Gropes by willey1 November 21, 2010
Kamrat Grooshkov
a lunatic a.k.a. Sniffer. Resident in slams of west Poland. Presumably a dope seller...
In late 90`s was noticed to have some connections with russians criminal cartels
after 2001, no more info.....
In late 90`s was noticed to have some connections with russians criminal cartels
after 2001, no more info.....
- Heyyy yo yo man, did you hear 'bout this fucking coke dealing in Tv, by some guy - Sniffer?
- Yeahhh, a lot of good fuckin stuff, youknawhatimsayin.....
- Yeahhh, a lot of good fuckin stuff, youknawhatimsayin.....
Kamrat Grooshkov by K. Wasiljejew April 7, 2005
gropo
British Naval lingo for marines, IE "GROund POunders." Same contraction also used in the science fiction series Babylon 5: GroPos; Ground Pounders.
Also the name of a KAOS robot from the 1960's television series Get Smart
Also the name of a KAOS robot from the 1960's television series Get Smart
gropist
One who gropes for recreation.
Groosy
Groosy is the nickname for a wee man who loves kids, who keeps his sack full for special occasions and likes playing fifa for a chance to shag other guys burds
If a guy turns around and says it’s on the clock their old enough for the cock he’s definitely a Groosy
Groosy by Anonynomys February 11, 2018
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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