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Groos-Fingers

The inability to type intelligible words or sentences, particularly on a smart phone device. This inability stems from a number of factors to include: 1). Your fingers are too fat to operate the device properly. 2). You are too drunk to operate the device properly. 3). You just don’t know how to spell or type to begin with.
WTF was that message you sent me, I could not understand it. You must have had a serious case of Groos-Fingers.
Groos-Fingers by McPeePee November 6, 2010
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Air Gropes 

using all your fingers when making "air quotes". Used to indicate what you are saying should be understood in the dirtiest way possible
You should have seen the girl I met at the bar last night, she had such a nice (air gropes) personality (air gropes).
Air Gropes by willey1 November 21, 2010

Kamrat Grooshkov 

a lunatic a.k.a. Sniffer. Resident in slams of west Poland. Presumably a dope seller...
In late 90`s was noticed to have some connections with russians criminal cartels

after 2001, no more info.....
- Heyyy yo yo man, did you hear 'bout this fucking coke dealing in Tv, by some guy - Sniffer?

- Yeahhh, a lot of good fuckin stuff, youknawhatimsayin.....
British Naval lingo for marines, IE "GROund POunders." Same contraction also used in the science fiction series Babylon 5: GroPos; Ground Pounders.

Also the name of a KAOS robot from the 1960's television series Get Smart
Gropo has nothing... zero to do with 'groping'.
gropo by gropo February 1, 2009
One who gropes for recreation.
Caitlin just grabbed my ass, what a gropist.
gropist by whit_elm October 12, 2005
Groosy is the nickname for a wee man who loves kids, who keeps his sack full for special occasions and likes playing fifa for a chance to shag other guys burds
If a guy turns around and says it’s on the clock their old enough for the cock he’s definitely a Groosy
Groosy by Anonynomys February 11, 2018