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Groos-Fingers

The inability to type intelligible words or sentences, particularly on a smart phone device. This inability stems from a number of factors to include: 1). Your fingers are too fat to operate the device properly. 2). You are too drunk to operate the device properly. 3). You just don’t know how to spell or type to begin with.
WTF was that message you sent me, I could not understand it. You must have had a serious case of Groos-Fingers.
Groos-Fingers by McPeePee November 6, 2010
Related Words
Grodos • grods • Grodasse • Groose • Groosh • groosky • Ghodosted • godosh • GORDOSO • gordosso

Kamrat Grooshkov 

a lunatic a.k.a. Sniffer. Resident in slams of west Poland. Presumably a dope seller...
In late 90`s was noticed to have some connections with russians criminal cartels

after 2001, no more info.....
- Heyyy yo yo man, did you hear 'bout this fucking coke dealing in Tv, by some guy - Sniffer?

- Yeahhh, a lot of good fuckin stuff, youknawhatimsayin.....
Groosy is the nickname for a wee man who loves kids, who keeps his sack full for special occasions and likes playing fifa for a chance to shag other guys burds
If a guy turns around and says it’s on the clock their old enough for the cock he’s definitely a Groosy
Groosy by Anonynomys February 11, 2018
A word used to describe a hero, or a man who is loose.
"My Groose is Loose"
Groose by GrooseIsBoss February 26, 2015
grods - verb. Australian slang for the act or process of turning something of already very low value into complete shit.
Using free twitter and posting fake twitter accounts of people you hate.

"I have, like, 20 of these and all the same people follow my fake tweets."

"You're, like, totally grodsing it, lamer."
grods by Farfur September 25, 2009
The main enemy in "Paper Mario 2: The Thousand-Year Door". The leader of the X-Nauts. Unlike them though, he seems to be mechanic. Bowser hates him for kidnapping the princess, and in this game he takes his place as the main enemy.
Grodus will never be as cool as Bowser!
Grodus by Conor Voss February 17, 2005
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
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