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Gromosexual 

The "gross" homosexuals - the tall anorexic gay guys with bleached blonde hair and no style, the stout, butch lesbians who look (and smell) like truck-drivers.
"ew, wow, that guy is flamier than napalm"

"the emaciated boy-band look is SO 90s. total gromosexual."

Gromosexual by BurberryMistress April 30, 2009
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Dromosexual

The quality or characteristic of being numb to love, attracted exclusively to hustling.

It is usually used by music listeners of "Paid'Ro" for people that have been heart broken on multiple occasions and are tired of romantic love.
"I just listened to "ROCK ON THE BLOCK " by Paid'ro and now i'm a dromosexual"

"Are you a dromo?"

" I can't love you baby i'm dromosexual"
Dromosexual by Fitz46Humanoid March 22, 2023

Bromosexual 

A guy who is bromosexual is totally straight. In fact he will punch you in the face if you say that he's gay. He's so totally straight that he has sex with tons of chicks... sure his bro might be in the room with him, maybe videotaping it (with lots of close-ups of the penis)... or doing the same girl at the same time... with their penises touching...

So what if he's always slapping his broham's ass... and always hangs out in the showers at the gym... and yeah, maybe he was in a few circle jerks in middle school... and sure he puts his penis and/or testicles on his friends' faces every chance he gets when they're passed out drunk... and sure that frat initiation thing was a bit weird, but...

HE IS TOTALLY 100% NOT GAY.
Dude: You're so gay.
Bromosexual: Shut up! I will FUCK YOU IN THE ASS if you say I'm gay!!!
Other dude: Heh. Wait... what?
Bromosexual by Bitch-monkey January 7, 2008

Gojosexual 

yk Gojo Satoru...yes it means the sexuality that only simps for Gojo because he is amazing and has the most scrum-didl-umptious eyes anyone could ever ask for
Person one: "gojo's such a cool character, i really love him"
Person two: "woah are you a gojosexual???"
Person one: "yes..."
Person two: "cool, me too"
Gojosexual by ahahahsjsjsjsjsjsj March 17, 2021

bromosexuality 

when guys are really good friends, and they make jokes or talk to/about each other in ways that are almost homosexual, but not quite.

as in:
bromosexuality-
bro1: "shit man that hurt."
bro2: "that's not what you were saying last night"
bro1: "dude... i told you not to tell anyone about that."
bromosexuality by missLyma March 13, 2009

Tromosexual

Example 1: I'm Tromosexual. Sexually attracted to Jospeh Trohman.

Example 2: "Joe's ass looks fine, I think I am Tromosexual." Says Andy Hurley

Gnomosexual

adj. Sexually attracted to short people.
"Allie hooked up with another short bloke last night, I'm starting to think she might be gnomosexual."
Gnomosexual by fgcp October 9, 2009
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