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A Gropist is a person who enjoys physical Contact with grapes
Wow mom don’t be a Gropist or I was assaulted by a Gropist
Gropist by Gropist May 9, 2018

Cereal Grapist

An individual who tends to add grapes to his or her cereal for breakfast.
My lucky charms were topped with so many grapes, my little sister called me a cereal grapist.

grapist rapist

A small white male who rapes grapes
grapist rapist by Your aunt November 15, 2016
A giant grape soda mascot who enters children's bedrooms at night and grapes them, typically in the mouth.
I'm gonna grape you in the mouth!

I'm gonna tie you kids to the radiator and grape you! I'm the grapist!

Next, I'm gonna grape your mother and your father!

Comes with a grape whistle!
grapist by Jeffa! April 13, 2009
a huge purple monster who sodomizes thirsty children.
The Grapist sodomized j00!
Grapist by Ni-No-Mo-No March 18, 2003
A person who is dressed as a bushell of grapes for Halloween. Usually the neighborhood favorite. But watch out, the Grapist will rape you. He leaves purple stains as a trademark of his visit. Hide yo' wife, hide yo' kids, and hide yo' husbands...he grapin' eveyone out here.
We were out trick or treating last year and we saw the grapist. We were lucky enough to get away, but Jenny (dressed as a juicer) was not so lucky.
Grapist by graper November 8, 2010