Definitions by SsurebreC

Microsoft Second

A screen during any installation in Windows showing "1 second remaining" that lasts a few minutes.

"I don't have time to talk to you, I'm almost done installing the game - it says I only have one second remaining."

"Dude, you have plenty of time, it's a Microsoft second."

Microsoft Second by SsurebreC August 1, 2012

Chitspa 

What Michelle Bachmann said President of the United States, Barack Obama has a lot of.

The president doesn't want to have to be confronted with priorities in spending because he has a lot of chitspa.

Chitspa by SsurebreC July 22, 2011

Hackusate 

To accuse someone of hacking, typically in a First Person Shooter video game.

Player A: You hack dude, there's now way you could have known I was running up behind you.

Player B: Boots, snow, running. Figure it out and don't hackusate!

Hackusate by SsurebreC June 22, 2010

Gropos 

Slang for Ground Pounders, meaning infantry.

I'm going to join the army and become one of the Gropos.

Why not the Air Force?

I like going out on patrol and be alongside my fellow man.

Gropos by SsurebreC November 20, 2009

ADHD-TV

A strong urge to switch the channel during a commercial but to forget to switch back until the original program is already underway.

"My husband just switched the channel again when the commercial started but when I asked him to switch it back, my show already started and I missed 5 minutes!"

"He has ADHD-TV, you should have him go see a doctor."

ADHD-TV by SsurebreC October 5, 2009