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The act of hitting someone in the male or female lower area with a time telling device such as a clock. It is noted that if it is done at the precise time of 6:03PM the receiver will be granted with a second sex organ.
person 1: I just totally grooshed that guy
person 2: What the hell is that even a word?
person 1: Of course i just made it up
person 2: Oh cool... i dont like happiness
person 1: Same, lets go get high on cheese!
person 2: YEAHHHH!
groosh by Filtux July 21, 2009
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1.A groosh is someone/something who is to very unhigenic and filthy. 2.When someone speaks in a vile/rude manner. 3.When someone behaves in a rude manner. 4.Can be used as an insult, calling them unhigenic and vile.
1.A tramp is a good example of a groosh.
2."Your a fucking dirty slag" This is an example of speaking in a rude manner.
3. -Farts- -Burps- -Farts some more- Here is an example of some very groosh behaviour.
4. "Your a stupid groosh!"
Groosh by Groosh February 3, 2009
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Gooshy Food

From an online cartoon about cats, Gooshy Food is the soft food served to pets. Comes in many flavors including Tuna, Liver, and Salmon. Cats crave it and may commit bodily harm upon their owners to receive it. Also has been reportedly used as a term of endearment amongst cartoon readers.
Snooch smelled Gooshy Food, and bolted from under the couch to the kitchen.
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A term to describe loot, treasure, money, or anything valuable.
We gotta look for the goosh in this dungeon, I know it's in here somewhere.

Thats a lot of goosh!

I'm gonna steal this dudes goosh
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Goosh Goosh 

A scene in the first episode of Tokyo Tribe 2. A man who got in the way of Buppa Sama's work was taken by a group (including Sama's son, Mera Sama) to meet Big Buppa in person. Buppa says "This is very good." and then rapes the man while saying "goosh goosh" over and over again. Soon, the man becomes silent as Buppa tears his back open. Buppa ejaculates into the man before dropping his dead body,which is covered in blood and begins to bleed from the eyes, nose and mouth.
Buppa: This is very good.
Man:......
Buppa: GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH!
Man: *screams in pain*

Gooshlanog 

Hi and Bye.

Radom made up word by 10 year old girl after her Aunt dropped her off at school.
Waving to someone and say, "Gooshlanog!"
Gooshlanog by Tato123 October 13, 2013

Groos-Fingers

The inability to type intelligible words or sentences, particularly on a smart phone device. This inability stems from a number of factors to include: 1). Your fingers are too fat to operate the device properly. 2). You are too drunk to operate the device properly. 3). You just don’t know how to spell or type to begin with.
WTF was that message you sent me, I could not understand it. You must have had a serious case of Groos-Fingers.
Groos-Fingers by McPeePee November 6, 2010
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