Gronkular 

Used to describe when a mans penis is not large when he is not erect, but it’s enormous when it is erect.

Ok you won’t believe this, I was getting it on with Jimmy, yeah Jimmy from chemistry, and at first I thought he had a Shunk (penis smaller than his balls) but it turns out that his hawg was actually super gronkular!

Gronkular by Neyahh August 14, 2019

groovular 

An enjoyable sense of inner intensity

Hearing that song made me feel groovular man!

groovular by The Joshua Tree October 10, 2008

granularity 

Breaking down a process or system into smaller modules to make it more accessible/easier to comprehend.

On the other hand, it also mean over-complicating a simple process to the extent of being anal in the extreme.

Normal Bloke: Here you are Old Lady, let me help you across the road.

Old Lay: Thank you, young man!

Project manager: Now then Normal Bloke, we need more granularity here. Firstly, what road are you referring to? Next, is there any traffic on said road and if so, at what speed is it travelling? We also need to define the camber of the edges and the traction factor of the tarmac under the temperature of the day to ascertain the breaking distance of the road users in case of a Normal-Bloke-Old-Lady-slippage scenario. Next, we need...

Normal bloke: Fuck this, I'm off to Macdonalds.

granularity by flatster December 19, 2008

gronkulate 

To throw something in the air and spin it around at the same time

Watch what happens when I gronkulate this pumpkin.

gronkulate by jusTiNbumKin October 27, 2023

groinular

Pertaining to, or consisting of the groin. Can be used in conjunction with 'area'. Like jugular (going for the jugular).

She went straight for the groinular.
-or-
She wouldn't stop staring at my now inflated groinular area.

groinular by EDawgus May 23, 2004

gonkulator 

A gadget that serves no particular purpose except demonstrating the geekiness of the owner.

Someone else: So what's that thing sitting on your desk?
Me: It's a gonkulator, duh.

gonkulator by quasi February 7, 2004

gonkulator 

1. A pretentious piece of equipment that serves no practical purpose, originated from TV show "Hogan's Heroes".

2. (DOD FX13 Gonkulator Modulator) An effect pedal for electric guitar.

Nothing to type, nothing to say, and this gonkulator is super fucking gay.

gonkulator by Leprotic Pate March 6, 2004