gonkulate

To process something in an unknown or indefinite manner, usually related to an internal thought process. See gonkulator for original pop reference.

"Let me gonkulate on that for a while, Bob, and see what comes of it."

by TheGonkulator June 8, 2009

gronkulate

To throw something in the air and spin it around at the same time

Watch what happens when I gronkulate this pumpkin.

by jusTiNbumKin October 27, 2023

gonkulator

A gadget that serves no particular purpose except demonstrating the geekiness of the owner.

Someone else: So what's that thing sitting on your desk?
Me: It's a gonkulator, duh.

by quasi February 7, 2004

gonkulator

1. A pretentious piece of equipment that serves no practical purpose, originated from TV show "Hogan's Heroes".

2. (DOD FX13 Gonkulator Modulator) An effect pedal for electric guitar.

Nothing to type, nothing to say, and this gonkulator is super fucking gay.

by Leprotic Pate March 6, 2004

Googulate

The act of Google'ing. To request information from a search engine.

A: I hear Gaga has a slab of mancock under that meatkini.

B: Quit playing with yourself and googulate that shit. include pics (for reference only of course).

C: Indubitably. use theyoutubes.

by Logeski February 21, 2011

Gunkulation

That nasty dried layer of junk that dries under the caps and lids of opened condiments.

I opened up the ketchup bottle and it was practically sealed shut with a thick layer of gunkulation. I had to wipe it off with paper tower before I lost my appetite.

by EtchenKlein June 13, 2011

conkulate

Originally a slip of the tongue when Ante Up! host Scott Long meant to say, "calculate." The term has come to mean any ham-handed calculation of odds, especially pot odds in poker.

Sure, you can conkulate the odds that Chris won't hit
his flush in an AIPS event, but how well do you know your college hoops?

by Ante Up National January 10, 2008