Grintle 

To giggle weirdly.

"You are so funny! I can't stop grintling!"
"She grintled. He grintled. We grintled."
"We should all grintle together at my joke."

Grintle by swevenhao August 3, 2025

Beef Gristle Mill 

1. The Mill in which Beef Gristle is manufactured and stored.

2. A famous location in New York, located near the proposed site for the Playground for Seniors.

3. A well-known steakhouse in Reading, Pennsylvania.

4. A euphemism for the red light district in North Winnetka Falls.

Let's go to the Beef Gristle Mill.

Beef Gristle Mill by Yolanda Yolanda Yolanadaana December 28, 2019

beef gristle mill 

A location you make up in order to keep a lie going. Can be used in almost every situation because it sounds like a real place but in reality doesn't exist anywhere.

The location for the new park will be where the old beef gristle mill is.

Guy: So are you still a loser who can't get a job?

You : Nah, I just got a job at the beef gristle mill.

beef gristle mill by David Krappenschidtz June 6, 2017

grintles 

1) when you shit out lint, you've got the grintles
2) something you say when you're feeling crazy and just need to yell some random shit

"damn dude, i ate that chick's pants yesterday and now i've got mad grintles"

fuck it man, it's all just fuckin GRINTLES

grintles by grimblygrumps April 22, 2009

Gristlehammer 

An original name for the penis, somehow summing up the action taking place during sex as well. An epic word the kind of which the world is sorely lacking.

Perfectly encapsulates the wild originality that can be had in the bedroom, or indeed in a park with everyone watching.

If you claim to have a Gristlehammer you may be required to prove it. Hence this is a bold claim.

Did you bang that girl last night?

You bet, I nailed her pussy into the pleasure zone with my Gristlehammer.

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I got a big dick.

Oh yeah? I have a mighty Gristlehammer that would make Thor himself jealous.

Gristlehammer by SexFuhrer September 2, 2009

gristle gripper 

if we take gristle to be a penis, it becomes obvious that a gristle gripper is a tight fanny.

my cock is sore, she had a right old gristle gripper on her.

gristle gripper by bail69 January 9, 2008

grindlepop 

Beautifully juicy pink pimple, ripe for popping.

That grindlepop you are sporting this morning sure is tempting!

grindlepop by The Wendolyne December 20, 2021