Gristle

A moderately to very attractive man who goes after women weighing at least double his weight. When confronted by his friends about this odd fetish he makes the claim that she "has a nice personality."

Did you see the girl he is hitting on? She looks like a lineman from the Cincinnati Bengals! Good ol' Gristle, he truly has no shame.

by CrackDANCE February 24, 2011

Gristle

'The bit of skin between your testicles and anus'

"Excuse me colin, would you please scratch my gristle?"

by Gristle January 05, 2007

gristle

the clitoris

Bitch come here,I wanna gnaw on yo gristle.

by Anonymous November 15, 2002

gristled

-to mess somebody up

Yo, he got gristled upside his head.

by spoleze February 16, 2003

gristle

What chicken McNuggets at McDonalds are made out of.

Man these McNuggets taste like gristle.

by Winston You Beauty! February 12, 2006

gristle

gristle a word referring to the male genitalia

used in such phrases as "you can chew my gristle" i.e. "if you think I'm doing that, you can suck my cock".

by Mel Howells September 11, 2006

gristle gripper

if we take gristle to be a penis, it becomes obvious that a gristle gripper is a tight fanny.

my cock is sore, she had a right old gristle gripper on her.

by bail69 December 22, 2007