Muscle found on the top half of the arm, made up of the long head and the short head muscular bundles. Both link in to the elbow joint and both link in to different parts of the scapula, or shoulder blade, for those unfamiliar with the precise workings of that most noblest and erotic of things: the shoulder.
One of the easiest muscles to develop in bodybuilding training.
Culturally an important thing for men to cultivate, if he ain't got no biceps he ain't gonna be helpin you move that couch. Flexes the elbow and looks impressive. If you want to spend hours on it. Hours that could be spent fellating the neighbour's dog.
Despite the prominence of the bicep muscle it plays little role in actual strength and punching power, as far as the arm is concerned the triceps muscles are far more powerful as they are made up of three, larger heads and move both the shoulder and forearm.
The biceps maketh the man. Biceps are made not born.
If you were a bicep you'd want to be big and powerful wouldn't you. Remember that.
You couldn't own Paris Hilton
in a fight
Sure I could, in fact, if i put you in a chokehold then flexed my bicep your head would pop off. *flexes mighty biceps*
I stand corrected *shits self, runs away*
With biceps like these I can pull any girl I want
Or you can pull any girl
with a brain as small as your pathetic excuse for guns
has heroically mighty biceps that could crush the skull of any would-be burglar or celebrity.
An original name for the penis
, somehow summing up the action taking place during sex
as well. An epic word the kind of which the world is sorely lacking.
Perfectly encapsulates the wild originality that can be had in the bedroom
, or indeed in a park with everyone watching.
If you claim to have a Gristlehammer you may be required to prove it. Hence this is a bold claim.
Did you bang that girl last night?
You bet, I nailed her pussy
into the pleasure zone with my Gristlehammer.
I got a big dick
Oh yeah? I have a mighty Gristlehammer that would make Thor himself jealous.