Griffes 

a fat moran that thinks he is a drug dealer.

That fat fuck is such a griffes.

Griffes by ilikeweiner June 5, 2009

Pen Griffey 

Pen Griffey is one of Bryson Tiller's aliases. It's a play off Ken Griffey Jr., the retired MLB star.

Bryson Tiller: Girl I'm Pen Griffey Too

Bryson Tiller Ken Griffey Jr. Let Em Know 502 The Come Up Trap Soul Aliases Pseudonym Alter Ego Lyric

Pen Griffey by ThePrincesssssss January 3, 2016

Griffed 

Verb: To be mislead or confused by your pal. To innocently not speak the truth.

You were wrong about having watermelon in the cafeteria today. Dang, I got Griffed!

Griffed by Cdmfl April 17, 2014

Ken Griffey Jr. 

A baseball player that was very good in the 90's. He is very popular with Mariners fans even if he is not doing well or even on THEIR team.

Person 1: What team is Ken Griffey Jr. on this year?
Person 2 (Mariners fan): THE MARINERS!

Ken Griffey Jr. by Azombieatemyshoelace October 11, 2009

Ken Griffey, Jr. Mustard Surprise 

Prior preparation is required. The male must buy a bottle of mustard and hire Ken Griffey Jr. giving him specific directions. Then, while the male is having sex (doggystyle), when he ejaculates in his partner, he gives the signal to Ken Griffey, Jr. who is presumably hidden in the closet. Ken Griffey, Jr. then bursts from the closet spraying mustard in the eye of the male's partner. Having Ken Griffey, Jr. announce himself at the same time is optional.

Dude, I can't go out this weekend. I totally gave my girl the ol' Ken Griffey, Jr. mustard surprise last night, so I have no money after hiring Ken Griffey, Jr.

Ken Griffey, Jr. Mustard Surprise by Leemanmasteroftheuniverse August 20, 2009

Griffe 

The offspring of a mulatto and either a black or an American Indian.

"The nurse, a comfortable looking Griffe woman in white apron and cap, was urging Edna to return to her bedroom."

(The Awakening, by Kate Chopin)

Griffe by YAMuffin February 2, 2006

Griffus 

The act of injuring oneself in a freak and unusual manner.

I was sleeping on the top bunk, when I suddenly woke up on the floor and realized I had griffused myself.

After being pepper sprayed in the face, I became disoriented and griffused my hand while punching a training bag.

Griffus by lotsofpain August 31, 2013