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The act of injuring oneself in a freak and unusual manner.
I was sleeping on the top bunk, when I suddenly woke up on the floor and realized I had griffused myself.

After being pepper sprayed in the face, I became disoriented and griffused my hand while punching a training bag.
by lotsofpain August 31, 2013
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A group of people who are highly creative. The men in the family can make just about anything work with a little duct tape. Innovative. Rather outdoorsy and great fun to be around. These people know how to have a good time.
"Man, those Griffus' sure know how to throw a party!"

"Something breaks, just call a Griffus man"
by lulu2639 April 30, 2009
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