Griffus

The act of injuring oneself in a freak and unusual manner.

I was sleeping on the top bunk, when I suddenly woke up on the floor and realized I had griffused myself.

After being pepper sprayed in the face, I became disoriented and griffused my hand while punching a training bag.

Griffus by lotsofpain August 31, 2013

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Griffus

A group of people who are highly creative. The men in the family can make just about anything work with a little duct tape. Innovative. Rather outdoorsy and great fun to be around. These people know how to have a good time.

"Man, those Griffus' sure know how to throw a party!"

"Something breaks, just call a Griffus man"

Griffus by lulu2639 April 30, 2009

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Griffucker

Someone who fucks the Griffin statue at William and Mary. The statue, a life-size bronze model of a griffin (half eagle, half lion), has a very prominent cock and balls, making it ideal for sex. This includes all forms of sexual activity, from ball fondling to handjobs to blowjobs to full-on vaginal or anal sex with the Griffin's metal cock. Some students put a condom on the Griffin's cock, while others prefer to take it raw, accepting any and all risks.

This term was coined by the campus satirical newspaper, the Botetourt Squat.

Katie: Hee hee hee guys, I rubbed the Griffin's balls last night, I guess I was a little drunk...
Leah: What do you mean, you rubbed his balls? You literally took his entire cock in your pussy!
Katie: Ha ha, either way, I'm a Griffucker!

Griffucker by naked streaker August 7, 2019