I was sleeping on the top bunk, when I suddenly woke up on the floor and realized I had griffused myself.

After being pepper sprayed in the face, I became disoriented and griffused my hand while punching a training bag.

Griffus by lotsofpain August 31, 2013

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grigussy

1-noun
mr. grigussy, a formal title for one who has a complete understanding of guitar and music theory

2-adjective
dogshit

1- Wow, you saw that setlist Jimi Hendrix, the great rock grigussy played last night?

2- Anthrax followed them right after, right? Very mid, instant grigussy.

grigussy by lord grigussy September 30, 2022

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Griffus

A group of people who are highly creative. The men in the family can make just about anything work with a little duct tape. Innovative. Rather outdoorsy and great fun to be around. These people know how to have a good time.

"Man, those Griffus' sure know how to throw a party!"

"Something breaks, just call a Griffus man"

Griffus by lulu2639 April 30, 2009

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griffunstall

A half dragon, half griffin. Cannot breathe fire nor fly. Usless in all aspects of both species, accept the fact that it does indeed look half dragon half griffin.

The griffunstall stared mindlessly at the cave wall for hours. Nothing purposeful running through it's mind. It is a waste of a mythological creature.

griffunstall by dodo slayer April 19, 2011

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