Graffes

Someone that has lots of sex with milfs. He is rumored to release a movie entitled "Graffe The Documentary" but who knows. In order to become a Graffe you must have big boobs and give the best blow jobs and you will become a servent for Graffe. Many belie it's pernounced Graffe as if it was Graph but it's really G-raffe. Common mistake. Never leave him alone or he'll have sex with your sister.

Man I left my mom with Graffes and I ended up with a new brother.

by JustAPersonThatHatesGod February 5, 2014

Graffeces

Using fecal matter to write or draw with on a wall

There was some Graffeces in the Underground Tunnel

by Graffeces July 30, 2006

queer giraffes

for anyone who has seen 2000s 'Gladiator' this term should make immediate sense:

"Proximo: Those giraffes you sold me, they won't mate. They just walk around, eating, and not mating. You sold me... queer giraffes. I want my money back."

So nowadays, its being used as an expression of anger against someone who possible wants to cheat on you in one way or another or did so already.

Hey Mister, this car is really cheap, go buy it!
You wanna sell queer giraffes to me or what, that car is as broken as it is cheap!


Sorry darling, not tonight I've got a headache.
Youre not selling me those queer giraffes again, you had a headache for two years now!

by Saverio January 7, 2005

graffeler

this move works best if the fart is silent, and if you are in close proximity to the person you want to attack. after you sneak a nasty fart out, cup your hand around where the smelly air is and keep it tightly shut so no air escapes. then select your target and pitch the fart at them

guy 1:(rips a nasty fart and throws it at his bro)
guy 2: dude, did you just give me a graffeler?

random dude: hey man, did you hear about how johnny graffeled susan last night?
other random dude: ya , i heard she puked all over the keg
random dude: party foul!

by jswizzbeats August 25, 2009

Graffenberg Spot

long term word for G-Spot

Susie: Greetings Joe, I would much enjoy it if you would massage my Graffenberg Spot.
Joe: Yo hibby what?
Susie: Uhhh.....what's the slang around here?....oh yeah, my G-Spot.
Susie: A'ight dawg.

by Garnoffagus June 11, 2006

Graffenburg Spot

Within the Vagina, up and up and in. An area normally dormant in a female that requires careful stimulation and minipulation for 1 to 2 hours and possibly longer. One that increases in temperature and firmness with manipulation and eventually a relaxing of the vaginal wall during intercourse thereby causing a false sense of orgasm. The careful concentration of sexual drive completes this faux orgasm and the spasm ultimate occurs and the finality of female pleasure is achieved -- often accompanied by partner fulfillment.

Impressively, the orgasm occurred after understanding and responding to her G-Spot. The Graffenburg location -- long believed a myth, was, in fact, under my control! My uneducated, yet rapidly accellerated prowess had excited the very thing I believed not to exist -- The Graffenburg Spot!

by we6w December 7, 2009

grabfest

when 4 or more guys try to grind or dance with 1 girl at the same time.

"haha look at that grabfest on the dance floor"

by markymark23 January 6, 2009