Greghanfison is a man with the largest cock in da world. 69 million inch. It’s absolutely massive. You can see it throbbing and pulsating so
hard, ready to release its mighty seed into a lucky girl.
420 million women come and try to get a piece of it. Most are to no avail, as only 1 can be lucky enough to have his seed impregnate them. Most commit
suicide in very gruesome ways, realising they have no hope in getting it ever, let alone today. One girl called Elljøhńįīliōniæquūë von
el eēxqūįdêž al chœį sßhšnājsnæné(pronounced as jjqjaaejwjwnsnnaajjjjoh wnenswsssque jjqqjochackmmmmmmnwssssssnsnsaahsnwjamsna in a very strong Central African Republic accent) gets lucky and gets the penis inside her. But immediately, because it is so humongous, it rips her into pieces as it enters her, and her bloody pieces are now on the
floor and on his cock. But greghanqison has a fetish for this. With a heive and a ho he ejaculates 600 ultra tonnes of semen onto her pieces. All the other girls try to take some of it to impregnate themselves, but most end up drowning in all the
cum. You are now left with a very bloody scene of almost
420 gorrilion dead, which is
420 gorrilion more than certain genocides in human
history. The
police come and shoot greghanerison dead.
Rip in pepperonis, greghannison. 69,
420 AD - 42069 DC the greatest gigachad to ever live.
Even better than the original gigachad
Jannies plz accept this
And yes greghannison is me