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gregnant 

When you become pregnant with a man named Greg, especially those with the last name of Universe.
Greg: Sigh... I can't believe I just fucked a space rock...
Rose: Great news, I'm gregnant!
gregnant by citrusui November 29, 2016
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Greganese is the native language of someone named Greg. Characterised by being very hard to understand due to grammatical and spelling variations. Greganese can only be learnt by changing ones name to Greg or by spending excessive amounts of time in close proximity to a Greg.
Greg: "Yerah, they kick startered it"
Doug: "um...what did Greg say?"
Ross: "I don't know, he's speaking Greganese"
Greganese by Tracemaster-T December 9, 2013

kellie gregan 

she's that girl that loves someone,knows he loves her but still wont do anything about! even though she is really loud but can be shy at the same time
"omg,she wont tell him,she's being such a kellie gregan

greghannison

Greghanfison is a man with the largest cock in da world. 69 million inch. It’s absolutely massive. You can see it throbbing and pulsating so hard, ready to release its mighty seed into a lucky girl. 420 million women come and try to get a piece of it. Most are to no avail, as only 1 can be lucky enough to have his seed impregnate them. Most commit suicide in very gruesome ways, realising they have no hope in getting it ever, let alone today. One girl called Elljøhńįīliōniæquūë von el eēxqūįdêž al chœį sßhšnājsnæné(pronounced as jjqjaaejwjwnsnnaajjjjoh wnenswsssque jjqqjochackmmmmmmnwssssssnsnsaahsnwjamsna in a very strong Central African Republic accent) gets lucky and gets the penis inside her. But immediately, because it is so humongous, it rips her into pieces as it enters her, and her bloody pieces are now on the floor and on his cock. But greghanqison has a fetish for this. With a heive and a ho he ejaculates 600 ultra tonnes of semen onto her pieces. All the other girls try to take some of it to impregnate themselves, but most end up drowning in all the cum. You are now left with a very bloody scene of almost 420 gorrilion dead, which is 420 gorrilion more than certain genocides in human history. The police come and shoot greghanerison dead.
Rip in pepperonis, greghannison. 69,420 AD - 42069 DC the greatest gigachad to ever live. Even better than the original gigachad
Jannies plz accept this
And yes greghannison is me

Gregnant 

When a male is pregnant as a fucking joke
Omg, you’re gregnant! Congrats bro!
Wait, wtf Jacob?
Gregnant by _Sarcastic_ April 6, 2021

gregnant 

When Greg gets you pregnant
“Did you see Sarah? Looks like she’s gregnant.”

“What does gregnant mean?”

“She’s having Greg’s baby”
gregnant by Gibgab October 17, 2017
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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