gregnant

When you become pregnant with a man named Greg, especially those with the last name of Universe.

Greg: Sigh... I can't believe I just fucked a space rock...
Rose: Great news, I'm gregnant!

by citrusui November 30, 2016

gregnant

When Greg gets you pregnant

“Did you see Sarah? Looks like she’s gregnant.”

“What does gregnant mean?”

“She’s having Greg’s baby”

by Gibgab October 17, 2017

gregnant

what you do to your cousin

Kev went down to the family reunion and got them all gregnant.

by Eggnard June 8, 2019

Gregnant

When a male is pregnant as a fucking joke

Omg, you’re gregnant! Congrats bro!
Wait, wtf Jacob?

by _Sarcastic_ April 7, 2021

Gregnant

When a man named Greg gets you pregnant

Alice: this is my husband Greg
Greg: *waves*

Alice: and we have some news!
Sophia: what is it??!
Alice: WERE EXPECTING!!!
Sophia: that's great! How far along are you!??
Alice: I'm a couple months gregnant, so I've got a few crav-
Sophia: did you say gregnant?
Alice: yeah, why?
Sophia: it's pregnant, dipshit
Alice: no, I'm pretty sure it's gregnant
Sophia: how? And where did you learn this?
Alice: I'm pregnant and my husbands name is Greg, so I'm gregant! And I learned it on urbandictionary.com you uncultured swine
Sophia: ah ok
Alice: *licks Sophia's nussy*
Sophia: never do that again

by Greg2.0 March 12, 2021

Gregnant

When a person eats to many pies and cakes from the most common UK pastry shop gregs.

I eat pies every day from gregs! I have a stomach I am unhappy with but I still stuff my fat mouth with gregs food..

I am Gregnant

by Lee True August 21, 2010

Gregnant

Gregnant. Is when you are pregnant but gregnant instead

Omg this guy got me gregnant

by Ray pin myners April 19, 2023