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greghannison

Greghanfison is a man with the largest cock in da world. 69 million inch. It’s absolutely massive. You can see it throbbing and pulsating so hard, ready to release its mighty seed into a lucky girl. 420 million women come and try to get a piece of it. Most are to no avail, as only 1 can be lucky enough to have his seed impregnate them. Most commit suicide in very gruesome ways, realising they have no hope in getting it ever, let alone today. One girl called Elljøhńįīliōniæquūë von el eēxqūįdêž al chœį sßhšnājsnæné(pronounced as jjqjaaejwjwnsnnaajjjjoh wnenswsssque jjqqjochackmmmmmmnwssssssnsnsaahsnwjamsna in a very strong Central African Republic accent) gets lucky and gets the penis inside her. But immediately, because it is so humongous, it rips her into pieces as it enters her, and her bloody pieces are now on the floor and on his cock. But greghanqison has a fetish for this. With a heive and a ho he ejaculates 600 ultra tonnes of semen onto her pieces. All the other girls try to take some of it to impregnate themselves, but most end up drowning in all the cum. You are now left with a very bloody scene of almost 420 gorrilion dead, which is 420 gorrilion more than certain genocides in human history. The police come and shoot greghanerison dead.
Rip in pepperonis, greghannison. 69,420 AD - 42069 DC the greatest gigachad to ever live. Even better than the original gigachad
Jannies plz accept this
And yes greghannison is me
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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