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greghannison

Greghanfison is a man with the largest cock in da world. 69 million inch. It’s absolutely massive. You can see it throbbing and pulsating so hard, ready to release its mighty seed into a lucky girl. 420 million women come and try to get a piece of it. Most are to no avail, as only 1 can be lucky enough to have his seed impregnate them. Most commit suicide in very gruesome ways, realising they have no hope in getting it ever, let alone today. One girl called Elljøhńįīliōniæquūë von el eēxqūįdêž al chœį sßhšnājsnæné(pronounced as jjqjaaejwjwnsnnaajjjjoh wnenswsssque jjqqjochackmmmmmmnwssssssnsnsaahsnwjamsna in a very strong Central African Republic accent) gets lucky and gets the penis inside her. But immediately, because it is so humongous, it rips her into pieces as it enters her, and her bloody pieces are now on the floor and on his cock. But greghanqison has a fetish for this. With a heive and a ho he ejaculates 600 ultra tonnes of semen onto her pieces. All the other girls try to take some of it to impregnate themselves, but most end up drowning in all the cum. You are now left with a very bloody scene of almost 420 gorrilion dead, which is 420 gorrilion more than certain genocides in human history. The police come and shoot greghanerison dead.
Rip in pepperonis, greghannison. 69,420 AD - 42069 DC the greatest gigachad to ever live. Even better than the original gigachad
Jannies plz accept this
And yes greghannison is me
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
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