Gregnant

When a male is pregnant as a fucking joke

Omg, you’re gregnant! Congrats bro!
Wait, wtf Jacob?

by _Sarcastic_ April 06, 2021

Gregnant

When a man named Greg gets you pregnant

Alice: this is my husband Greg
Greg: *waves*

Alice: and we have some news!
Sophia: what is it??!
Alice: WERE EXPECTING!!!
Sophia: that's great! How far along are you!??
Alice: I'm a couple months gregnant, so I've got a few crav-
Sophia: did you say gregnant?
Alice: yeah, why?
Sophia: it's pregnant, dipshit
Alice: no, I'm pretty sure it's gregnant
Sophia: how? And where did you learn this?
Alice: I'm pregnant and my husbands name is Greg, so I'm gregant! And I learned it on urbandictionary.com you uncultured swine
Sophia: ah ok
Alice: *licks Sophia's nussy*
Sophia: never do that again

by Greg2.0 March 11, 2021

Gregnant

When a person eats to many pies and cakes from the most common UK pastry shop gregs.

I eat pies every day from gregs! I have a stomach I am unhappy with but I still stuff my fat mouth with gregs food..

I am Gregnant

by Lee True August 21, 2010

Gregnant

Gregnant. Is when you are pregnant but gregnant instead

Omg this guy got me gregnant

by Ray pin myners April 19, 2023

Gregnant

When your mental stability and intelligence have plunged below rock bottom; when the amount of brain cells held is in the negatives.

"Dude, what's wrong with you? Why are you trying to eat only using a knife?'

"Gregnant."

by Scab_Picker May 19, 2019

Gregnant

The word to describe when glamrock freddy from security breach puts Gregory into his stomach

Vanessa:freddy your supposed to be on lockdown

Freddy:but Vanessa I’m GREGNANT

by CupcaKKeeeeee March 06, 2022

Gregnant

When someone is pregnant but they name the child greg.

I’m Gregnant, I’m naming them greg!

by Milkman627271 April 22, 2020