Greganese is the native language of someone named Greg. Characterised by being very hard to understand due to grammatical and spelling variations. Greganese can only be learnt by changing ones name to Greg or by spending excessive amounts of time in close proximity to a Greg.

Greg: "Yerah, they kick startered it"
Doug: "um...what did Greg say?"
Ross: "I don't know, he's speaking Greganese"

Greganese by Tracemaster-T December 9, 2013

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Gregging

'Gregging' is the process by which an individual masturbates into a hat. Though this is its definition, it can also be used to describe an individual resting his penis in a hat, and/ or using the hat to masturbate. To 'Greg' someone is to steal their headwear, and perform one of these heinous acts using it.

Example 1)
It has commonly been used to make amusing adjustments to songs:
"Gregging,Gregging you... filling up your beret with my penis"

Example 2)
Ray: "Man, what the fuck is up with your hat?"
James: "you wont believe it, Some punk gregged it last night at the party!"
Ray: "Ouch, dont worry about it, weve all been there before"

Example 3)
Mark: "Hey, look at that blokes hat, you want to greg it?"
Bryn: "Hell yeah!, ill go first"
30 minutes later
Man with Hat: "Bollocks"

Gregging by Portlypeasent February 26, 2009

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kellie gregan

she's that girl that loves someone,knows he loves her but still wont do anything about! even though she is really loud but can be shy at the same time

"omg,she wont tell him,she's being such a kellie gregan

kellie gregan by KeLlIeLoVeSSiMoN June 30, 2011

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