Greggan

One of the coolest people alive. Usually has a very humungus wiener.

//Hasse

Ella: Wow, there is Greggan and I know he has a humungus wiener. I must taste it.

by Hasse69 October 4, 2021

gregnant

When you become pregnant with a man named Greg, especially those with the last name of Universe.

Greg: Sigh... I can't believe I just fucked a space rock...
Rose: Great news, I'm gregnant!

by citrusui November 29, 2016

grigganometry

Mathematical term used in the school of best cunts

The sick cunt knows grigganometry He wak

by Power of Griggstain April 15, 2017

Old Greggin'

V. When some douche bag is hitting on a woman and being really creepy about it, that douche bag is "Old Greggin" that woman.

Yeeeaaaah, he's Old Greggin'.

by Bender1851 May 29, 2008

Greganese

Greganese is the native language of someone named Greg. Characterised by being very hard to understand due to grammatical and spelling variations. Greganese can only be learnt by changing ones name to Greg or by spending excessive amounts of time in close proximity to a Greg.

Greg: "Yerah, they kick startered it"
Doug: "um...what did Greg say?"
Ross: "I don't know, he's speaking Greganese"

by Tracemaster-T December 9, 2013

Gregging

'Gregging' is the process by which an individual masturbates into a hat. Though this is its definition, it can also be used to describe an individual resting his penis in a hat, and/ or using the hat to masturbate. To 'Greg' someone is to steal their headwear, and perform one of these heinous acts using it.

Example 1)
It has commonly been used to make amusing adjustments to songs:
"Gregging,Gregging you... filling up your beret with my penis"

Example 2)
Ray: "Man, what the fuck is up with your hat?"
James: "you wont believe it, Some punk gregged it last night at the party!"
Ray: "Ouch, dont worry about it, weve all been there before"

Example 3)
Mark: "Hey, look at that blokes hat, you want to greg it?"
Bryn: "Hell yeah!, ill go first"
30 minutes later
Man with Hat: "Bollocks"

by Portlypeasent February 26, 2009

kellie gregan

she's that girl that loves someone,knows he loves her but still wont do anything about! even though she is really loud but can be shy at the same time

"omg,she wont tell him,she's being such a kellie gregan

by KeLlIeLoVeSSiMoN June 30, 2011