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Green Paint 

Rob Thomas: Well I gotta wait for the first to go out, sugar.
Christina Aguilera: What for baby?
Rob Thomas: I ain't got no green paint til then, mama.
Green Paint by Johnny B Great March 3, 2011

green paint brush 

Refers to pulling out a wad of cash and paying someone and making the motion of painting over your hand while flipping out the bills.
Joey had to tip everyone at the wedding so pulled out the old green paint brush.

paint it green and throw it in the grass 

that's what you said when talking about something useless
- my Xbox 360 got the red ring of dead. what should I do?
- paint it green and throw it in the grass

Paint me green and call me a cucumber 

A saying to express that you have been absolutely juked, betrayed and or outsmarted.
Jason: "You look like a saggy ballsack"
Brad: "no u"
Jason: "Paint me green and call me a cucumber you fucker-"

paint me green 

Expression said when one has lost any bet regarding chicks.
You got your dick sucked first so go ahead and paint me green
paint me green by forver_undeadd March 13, 2009

I'm ganna paint the town green 

A symbolic way of protesting against dictatorship regimes by using green color.
Lets go and kick Ahmadi nezhad's ass, come on people, I'm ganna paint the town green. tonight.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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