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Greetrum 

Also known as 'Tyranovet' or more commonly as 'Campbell's Disease'. It is an extremely rare neurological disease affecting areas of the brain such as the Hypothalamus which is responsible for controlling emotional responses, sexual responses, hormone release, regulation of body temperature and other essential functions. Someone with Greetrum may have an uncontrollable desire to engage in sexual activity with animals.

Reviews of subjective symptoms highlighted are stress, schizophrenia. quinsy, urticaria, acne, insomnia, dementia, scabies.
Woman: 'Is he okay?'

Doctor: 'I'm sorry, he is experiencing symptoms caused by Greetrum - we will do the best we can to help him but I cannot make any promises'
Greetrum by SlimSquaidy June 9, 2021

Greerism  

noun

An outrageous statement made by a formerly important or respected member of the community whose celebrity has faded to such an extent that they make outrageous comments in public forums, with the intended effect of gaining publicity even though no-one has cared what they have said for years:
See; Sour Grapes: Pretended disdain for something one does not or cannot have:
See: Tall Poppy, Australian. someone of preeminence or with a large income; important and powerful person.
Recent Greerism s
'Steve Urwin's death was the best thing that could happen for our wildlife.'
'Princess Daphne was a devious moron'
Greerism by KeithMyArthe September 1, 2007

greenarrhia 

green diarrhea, resulting from excessive overeating of asparagus and other cooked green vegetables
Adam became a vegetarian and ate too many green vegetables last night. This morning he had a bad case of greenarrhia.
greenarrhia by joseph blough April 27, 2014

Geeard Way 

The Sassy Master Queen
Omg Becky look at Beyonce shes such a wannabe Geeard Way

Greenridge secondary school 

If you can personify poor financial decisions as a school , welcome to greenridge . So poor in fact , they bought a "interactive television" at the side of the general office whom anyone's business to go there is to kena cane or get class key , they even bought plastic covers for the new tables which they thought students would be unable to vandalize the tables , only for those covers to turn into frisbees during breaks in between classes , and have dicks and gay love letters drawn inside out of the table . After all that spending the most they did with the remaining money was give 1 or 2 new equipments to CCA's where 90% of the equipments are so old and broken can definitely be considered hazardous. Not to mention this school has everything you need , stay back daily , geh kiam discipline masters and an unhealthy number of teachers who would give you detention like they're fortune slips. Teachers there are hardly doing their job but to vent and rant their feelings outwards to their students in forms of copying textbook 100 times , "my class only ends when I end the class" or hand them the "go to detention after school" Card . They also urge student leaders to run their CCA so they can lepak drink teh tahrik at the canteen then stroll back to the CCA rooms after admiring the budget scenery .
"From each his best" : Greenridge secondary school is all about retest
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Greer by Ruina Imperii May 11, 2022
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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