greered

To get so intoxicated one cannot function as a human being. Not being able to say a 3 silible word may be a result.

ex: Man I have no idea how I pissed myself last night, i must have been greered..

ex2: I got so Greered last night i somehow woke up to the cops on someones back pourch that i didnt know, without a clue as to where i was....

greered by Lake Travis December 31, 2007

greered

To consume enough alcohol to the point in which you are un able to function as a human being. Not being able to say a 3 silible word may be a result.

Man I have no idea how I pissed myself last night, i must have been greered..

greered by CmoneyLT December 31, 2007

Draymond Greened 

To be kicked in the testicles.

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Oh my Kiwis! That dude just Draymond Greened me!!! If only I was LeBron James he might have been punished!

That woman just had a seizure and Draymond Greened me!

I quit taking karate because i kept getting Draymond Greened .

I used to love the NBA, but now it's just a bunch of guys feeling on each others junk like a Draymond Green.

How many innocent NBA players need to be molested before we take Draymond Green as a serious threat.

Draymond Greened by Heysloth June 20, 2016

greened out 

becoming so high that you puke. some people even turn green.

Dude, I totally greened out at Kaylee's place last week.

greened out by lilith fair July 31, 2006

Tom Greened 

When somebody who used to be very outgoing and talented becomes very dull and boring.

Mike: Hey, what happened to Josh? He used to be so much fun!
Grant: I know. Ever since Lucy broke up with him he's never been the same. She totally Tom Greened him.

Tom Greened by Mikehuntisbeautiful March 1, 2015

Greeress 

The smell of stale beer.

I was taking the empties back to the beer store and the greeress was unbearable.

Greeress by Flanman1962 July 6, 2020

Greened 

When one smokes too much weed, one throws up, doesn’t feel well, or smokes too much and passes out.

Dude, I smoked so much last night I greened.

Greened by Ah-Nah June 23, 2019