When you stand naked in the middle of an empty field on a non windy day and let out a long and Blissful fart letting the grass sway Leaving a few turd splatters as you walk home
Slang for a union automotive worker typically based out of Michigan or Ontario, Canada who slacks and stops working 30 minutes before his/her shiftends.
Double J is half way to the bar and his shift isn't over yet. What a greasefart!
Greasefarting is the act of farting when the anal cavity is experiencing conditions such as "swamp ass." Generally, it results from a lack of cleanliness of the top of the ass crack down to the gooch(a.k.a. skin-bridge).
After a long day of hot, sweaty work and three bowls of chili, John unleashed his greasefarting ass upon the unsuspecting welfare mothers standing in line for government cheese.
A place where you come together with a a certain group of people to do drugs and eat cupcakes. Preferably on grass, around 10:30/11:00, AM or PM. It's something that'll stay with you for the rest if your life, in all the wrong ways.
"Yo, dude! You wanna have a grassparty at 11?"
"Bruh, I've got work today"
"No one cares, grassparties are the pinacle of life!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!