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GrassFart 

When you stand naked in the middle of an empty field on a non windy day and let out a long and Blissful fart letting the grass sway Leaving a few turd splatters as you walk home
Wow i did the most beautiful grassfart yesterday! it was so relaxing!!
GrassFart by ToxicXrainbows February 25, 2010
Words you can keep

grossartig 

Something that is so gross that the word 'gross' just isn't enough anymore, and at the same time is being called bad in a sarcastic way.

(partial German origin)
"Hey, have you seen the republican candidate who's running for election?"

-"Yes, he's really grossartig"
grossartig by connectingwings November 13, 2020

Greasefart 

Slang for a union automotive worker typically based out of Michigan or Ontario, Canada who slacks and stops working 30 minutes before his/her shift ends.
Double J is half way to the bar and his shift isn't over yet. What a greasefart!
Greasefart by TDS Greaser July 15, 2010

Greasefarting 

Greasefarting is the act of farting when the anal cavity is experiencing conditions such as "swamp ass." Generally, it results from a lack of cleanliness of the top of the ass crack down to the gooch(a.k.a. skin-bridge).
After a long day of hot, sweaty work and three bowls of chili, John unleashed his greasefarting ass upon the unsuspecting welfare mothers standing in line for government cheese.
Greasefarting by John Pappelbahn March 30, 2009

grasseater 

1. a corrupt police officer who accepts bribe money but does not actually demand it

2. =pothead
The grasseater let the grasseater go when he was offered a bribe of $1000 in cash.
grasseater by Light Joker November 6, 2004

grassparty 

A place where you come together with a a certain group of people to do drugs and eat cupcakes. Preferably on grass, around 10:30/11:00, AM or PM. It's something that'll stay with you for the rest if your life, in all the wrong ways.
"Yo, dude! You wanna have a grassparty at 11?"
"Bruh, I've got work today"
"No one cares, grassparties are the pinacle of life!"
grassparty by Chillie-lips November 3, 2021

grasspants 

Completely and utterly useless. does not accomplish anything in any way shape or form. Non-functioning.
Janelle's idea for Todd's villa was so grasspants.

She ordered something from QVC and it turned out to be grasspants.

You are grasspants!
grasspants by richard shlee February 26, 2008
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