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grassacre 

the act of totally ruining the grass in a previously pristine lawn

combines the words grass and massacre
"oh crap, I totally committed grassacre on the lawn with that new trimmer"

"JoeRay's penchant for farming yards in his pickup was cut short when he was taken in for questioning related to a recent grassacre incident at Sunny Valley Retirement Village."
grassacre by mzlizz August 1, 2009

grassparty 

A place where you come together with a a certain group of people to do drugs and eat cupcakes. Preferably on grass, around 10:30/11:00, AM or PM. It's something that'll stay with you for the rest if your life, in all the wrong ways.
"Yo, dude! You wanna have a grassparty at 11?"
"Bruh, I've got work today"
"No one cares, grassparties are the pinacle of life!"
grassparty by Chillie-lips November 3, 2021

GrassFart 

When you stand naked in the middle of an empty field on a non windy day and let out a long and Blissful fart letting the grass sway Leaving a few turd splatters as you walk home
Wow i did the most beautiful grassfart yesterday! it was so relaxing!!
GrassFart by ToxicXrainbows February 25, 2010

grasscreamanitis

the invluntary action of screaming at every blade of grass you see. also, a fun game to play in the car with your parents or friends.
Jeffy - "Hey Billy look, a blade of grass!"
Billy - "AHHAHHHHHHGHAHHHHHHHHAAAHHHHHHHH"
Jeffy - "Wow, you have got to get that grasscreamanitis checked out"
grasscreamanitis by Mit Romney January 10, 2009

grassary 

a field under grass; grassland.
The town abounds in grassaries (plural of grassary).
grassary by uttam maharjan August 15, 2012
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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